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04-21-2006, 03:30 PM
How are the two of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks George
W, astonished at what he is seeing.
"Watch and learn," answers Hillary.
They all board the train. George and Laura take their respective seats,
but Bill and Hillary cram into a toilet together and close the door.
Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around
collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket,
please."
The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a
ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
The Bushes see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea, so after
the game they decide to try a similar plan on the return trip. When they
get to the station they see the Clintons at the window buying a single
ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Clintons see that
the Bushes don`t buy any ticket at all.
"Aren`t you taking a terrible chance by traveling without a ticket?" says
Hillary.
"Live and learn," answers Laura Bush. When they board the train
the Bushes cram themselves into a toilet and the Clinton`s cram into
another toilet just down the way.
Shortly after the train leaves the station, George W. leaves their toilet
and walks over to the Clinton`s toilet, knocks on their door and says,
"Ticket, please."
And Democrats are still wondering how they lost the election
W, astonished at what he is seeing.
"Watch and learn," answers Hillary.
They all board the train. George and Laura take their respective seats,
but Bill and Hillary cram into a toilet together and close the door.
Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around
collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket,
please."
The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a
ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
The Bushes see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea, so after
the game they decide to try a similar plan on the return trip. When they
get to the station they see the Clintons at the window buying a single
ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Clintons see that
the Bushes don`t buy any ticket at all.
"Aren`t you taking a terrible chance by traveling without a ticket?" says
Hillary.
"Live and learn," answers Laura Bush. When they board the train
the Bushes cram themselves into a toilet and the Clinton`s cram into
another toilet just down the way.
Shortly after the train leaves the station, George W. leaves their toilet
and walks over to the Clinton`s toilet, knocks on their door and says,
"Ticket, please."
And Democrats are still wondering how they lost the election