Parisian Hero

[Nabludatel']

A guy in Paris sees a pit bull attacking a toddler.
He kills the pit bull and saves the child's life.

Reporters swarmed the fellow.
"Tell us! What's your name? All Paris will love you!
Tomorrow's headline will be:

"Parisian Hero Saves Girl from Vicious Dog!"

The guy says, "Well, I'm not from Paris.

"Reporters: "That's OK. Then the whole of France
will love you and tomorrow's headline will read:



'French Hero Saves Girl from Vicious Dog!'"

The guy says, "I'm not from France, either."

Reporters: "That's OK also. All Europe will love you.



Tomorrow's headlines will shout:

"European Hero Saves Girl from Vicious Dog!"



The guy says, "I'm not from Europe, either.

"Reporters: "So, where ARE you from?

The guy says, "I'm from Israel."

The next day's headlines read:



"Israeli Murders a Dog, Leaves a Girl Bleeding!"
"Israeli Brings Violence to Paris: a Pet is Murdered, Girl Wounded"
"Israeli Attack: One Dead, a Wounded Toddler Rescued".
(c)