Krakadil
04-13-2004, 12:02 PM
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee(Hardly seems worth it.) If
you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced
to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The
human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In
my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days
without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. (I'm still not
over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an
hour. (Do not try this at home... maybe at work.) The male praying
mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body The female
initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What
the....?!") The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a
human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes... lucky
pig... can you imagine??) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What
could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50
times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life... quality over
quantity) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted
to know.) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........) Right-handed people live, on average, nine years
longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split
the difference?) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK,
so that is a good
thing....)
A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to
figure that out.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know
some people like that.) Starfish have no brain! (I know some people
like that too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll
live a lot longer.) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have
sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee(Hardly seems worth it.) If
you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced
to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The
human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In
my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days
without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. (I'm still not
over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an
hour. (Do not try this at home... maybe at work.) The male praying
mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body The female
initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What
the....?!") The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a
human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes... lucky
pig... can you imagine??) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What
could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50
times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life... quality over
quantity) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted
to know.) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........) Right-handed people live, on average, nine years
longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split
the difference?) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK,
so that is a good
thing....)
A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to
figure that out.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know
some people like that.) Starfish have no brain! (I know some people
like that too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll
live a lot longer.) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have
sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)