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NataliaLA
07-13-2005, 07:11 PM
Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"




The proctologist called... they found your head




Everyone has a photographic memory
...some just don't have any film.




Save your breath..You'll need it to blow up your date.




Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.






I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.









WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.






Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.









Some people just don't know how to drive...
I call these people "Everybody But Me,"






Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends









Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.




If you can read this..I can slam on my brakes and sue you.




Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them




Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.




Hang up and drive!!

And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!!

Welcome to America ... now speak English

КошЫчка
07-13-2005, 07:24 PM
танки грязи нибаяЦца

NataliaLA
07-13-2005, 07:28 PM
у меня каемка - I'm not driving fast, I'm just flying low

КошЫчка
07-13-2005, 07:30 PM
мы как то видели машину.. старую такую, помятую Тойоту.. грязная вся... мрак даже цвет не определить.. так там стикер был "какая жизнь такая и машина".. :grum:

NataliaLA
07-13-2005, 07:31 PM
мы как то видели машину.. старую такую, помятую Тойоту.. грязная вся... мрак даже цвет не определить.. так там стикер был "какая жизнь такая и машина".. :grum:[хахах, у меня есть наклейка, "не торопись на свои похороны, они без тебя не начнутся"

http://images9.fotki.com/v190/photos/3/348856/2385865/DSCN1308-vi.jpg?550413

Экспортёр
07-13-2005, 08:02 PM
У меня "IMRUSHN"