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Манюня
06-14-2005, 12:40 PM
America - the beautiful, хо хо :smoke:

More bizarre state laws regulating sex…
Florida - Oral sex is punishable by a 20-year prison term.
Illinois - It is illegal for a husband and wife to have sex while out hunting or fishing on their wedding day.
Indiana - Male skating instructors are prohibited from having sex with their female students. However, there is no parallel law preventing female skating instructors from having sex with their male students.
Louisiana - Streaking is illegal, but only if the streaker intended on rousing anyone who saw him or her.
South Carolina - Anal sex is punishable by a $500 fine and a five year prison term.

Towns get even stranger… I did not make these up.
Alabama, Anniston - If a woman loses a game of pool, it is illegal for her to settle her tab with sex.
Montana, Bozeman - Sex is illegal between two people who are naked on their front lawns after sundown.
New Mexico, Carlsbad - It is illegal for couples to have sex in a parked car or van while on their lunch break if they can be seen by passerby.
Pennsylvania, Harrisburg - Female toll booth workers cannot have sex with male truck drivers in the confines of their toll booth.
South Carolina, Branchville - It is illegal for a couple to “lewdly or lasciviously romp” either in private, or in public.
South Dakota, Sioux Falls - It is illegal for a couple to have sex on the floor between two single beds in a hotel.
Tennessee, Skullbone - It is illegal for a women to masturbate a man or perform oral sex on him while he is driving a car.
Utah, Tremonton - It is illegal to have sex in an ambulance.
Virginia, Norfolk - It is illegal to have sex while riding on the sidecar of a motorcycle.
Wisconsin, Connorsville - It is illegal for a man to fire off a gun when his partner has an orgasm.
Wyoming, Newcastle - It is illegal for a couple to have sex while standing up in a market’s walk-in meat freezer.

http://www.courtneyknapp.com/blog/index.php?p=110

Манюня
06-14-2005, 01:12 PM
Florida - Oral sex is punishable by a 20-year prison term.
Млин, я теперь точно в Key West нинагой.:grum:

NataliaLA
06-15-2005, 06:40 PM
я уже публиковала где то такие законы...
почему их никак не отменяют...они были приняты хрен знает когда

Gazon_Zaseyan
06-15-2005, 06:46 PM
почему их никак не отменяют...они были приняты хрен знает когда

а ты жалобу напиши

NataliaLA
06-15-2005, 07:28 PM
а ты жалобу напиши
остроумно...................

Gazon_Zaseyan
06-15-2005, 07:51 PM
остроумно...................






да я такой! (c)

Жалоба
06-16-2005, 04:57 AM
не пишите меня, пожалуйста... :40:

Buzzer
06-17-2005, 07:32 PM
Ну вот, мне теперь во Флориду возвращаться нельзя... кошмар, теперь вообще боюсь куда-то ехать

Порyчик
06-18-2005, 03:32 AM
Florida - Oral sex is punishable by a 20-year prison term.


Был бы человек, а статья найдётся. Усих не пасодют. NO fu$king PASARAN!