Ассоциации на английском

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

"See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil"

Three happy monkeys

[Ruta]

Three happy monkeys

no more jumping on the bed!

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

no more jumping on the bed!

I know already , you don't like buffalo wings on sheets ,
That's why I put them on my t-shirt
(c)
Ето...Король из Квинса ))))

[anna salinas]

I know already , you don't like buffalo wings on sheets ,


love handles ;)

[Spartacus]

love handles ;)

handles gooood, finger-licking good..!

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

handles gooood, finger-licking good..!

Sinde-f@cking-rella
(c)

[Spartacus]

Sinde-f@cking-rella
(c)

Wolve-kind-aaa-RIN (tam-tam-da-ru-rara)

[Ruta]

Wolve-kind-aaa-RIN (tam-tam-da-ru-rara)

Mary-freaking-Poppins

[Dima424]

Mary-freaking-Poppins

Nanny

[anna salinas]

Nanny

sweet lullaby

[Dima424]

sweet lullaby

Candi

[anna salinas]

Candi


honey bee

[Dima424]

honey bee

black and yellow

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UePtoxDhJSw]

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

black and yellow

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UePtoxDhJSw]

School bus in black neighborhood ?
Or something more like this ?:

[Milonguera]

School bus in black neighborhood ?
Or something more like this ?:

Frederick's of Hollywood.

[Astrix]

As the call, so the echo

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Frederick's of Hollywood.

Bomb shell

[Milonguera]

Bomb shell

shellfish

[anna salinas]

shellfish

food poisoning

[Milonguera]

food poisoning

stomach flu symptoms sometimes resemble those of food poisoning... :umn:

[Ruta]

stomach flu symptoms sometimes resemble those of food poisoning... :umn:

"that which does not kill us makes us stronger"

[Astrix]

"that which does not kill us makes us stronger"

So Real

[Hallucinogen]

So Real

lucid dreams

[Бугор]

lucid dreams

opium

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

opium

poppy seed muffin :wink1:

[anna salinas]

poppy seed muffin :wink1:

a drugy addict

[Hallucinogen]

a drugy addict

low-life

[anna salinas]

low-life

love for life

[Screw101]

love for life

Idealistic view of the world...:rolleyes:

[Hallucinogen]

Idealistic view of the world...:rolleyes:

pink glasses

[anna salinas]

pink glasses


Imagination is funny, it makes a cloudy day sunny ;)))

[Ruta]

Imagination is funny, it makes a cloudy day sunny ;)))


Sunny,
Yesterday my life was filled with rain.
Sunny,
You smiled at me and really eased the pain.
The dark days are gone,
And the bright days are here,
My Sunny one shines so sincere.
Sunny one so true,
I love you.
:sol:

[Milonguera]

Sunny,
Yesterday my life was filled with rain.
Sunny,
You smiled at me and really eased the pain.
The dark days are gone,
And the bright days are here,
My Sunny one shines so sincere.
Sunny one so true,
I love you.
:sol:

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they're here to stay
Oh, I believe in yesterday .....

Yesterday love was such an easy game to play
Now I need a place to hide away
Oh, I believe in yesterday

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tvGM8Qddpk

[Ruta]

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far awayNow it looks as though they're here to stay
Oh, I believe in yesterday .....


Trouble...
Trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble
Trouble been doggin' my soul since the day I was born
Worry...
Worry, worry, worry, worry
Worry just will not seem to leave my mind alone
We'll I've been...
saved by a woman...

Ray LaMontagne - Trouble (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrZkaj37kA0&feature=related)
:64:

[Hallucinogen]

Trouble...
Trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble
Trouble been doggin' my soul since the day I was born
Worry...
Worry, worry, worry, worry
Worry just will not seem to leave my mind alone
We'll I've been...
saved by a woman...

Ray LaMontagne - Trouble (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrZkaj37kA0&feature=related)
:64:

The lunatic is on the grass
The lunatic is on the grass
Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs
Got to keep the loonies on the path
The lunatic is in the hall
The lunatics are in my hall
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every day the paper boy brings more
And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the hill
And if your head explodes with dark forbodings too
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon
The lunatic is in my head
The lunatic is in my head
You raise the blade, you make the change
You re-arrange me 'till I'm sane
You lock the door
And throw away the key

There's someone in my head but it's not me.
And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear
You shout and no one seems to hear
And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59-yrnP7TIw

[Бугор]

The lunatic is on the grass
The lunatic is on the grass
Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs
Got to keep the loonies on the path
The lunatic is in the hall
The lunatics are in my hall
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every day the paper boy brings more
...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59-yrnP7TIw

Time flowing like a river, Time beckoning me.
Who knows when we shall meet again, if ever
But time, keeps flowing like a river, to the sea. Goodbye my love, maybe for forever. Goodbye my love, the tide waits for me.
Who knows when we shall meet again, if ever.
But time, keeps flowing like a river... on and on, to the sea.... to the sea

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvwrSdMY7dQ&feature=list_related&playnext=1&list=MLGxdCwVVULXdHfjQYQfzMinwREoRTrYc4

[untamed]

The lunatic is on the grass
The lunatic is on the grass
Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs
Got to keep the loonies on the path
The lunatic is in the hall
The lunatics are in my hall
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every day the paper boy brings more
And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the hill
And if your head explodes with dark forbodings too
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon
The lunatic is in my head
The lunatic is in my head
You raise the blade, you make the change
You re-arrange me 'till I'm sane
You lock the door
And throw away the key

There's someone in my head but it's not me.
And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear
You shout and no one seems to hear
And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59-yrnP7TIw

Love Pink Floyd!

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Love Pink Floyd!

Love when somebody love something
(very refreshing :34:)

[Milonguera]

Love when somebody love something
(very refreshing :34:)

Febreze

[untamed]

Febreze

:grum:
Madonna "Frozen".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS088Opj9o0

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

:grum:
Madonna "Frozen".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS088Opj9o0

Margarita.
Rimming salt.

[Milonguera]

Margarita.
Rimming salt.

Margaret Thatcher

[Wella]

Margaret Thatcher

Iron lady

[Milonguera]

Iron lady

ironing board

[Wella]

ironing board

Housekeeping

[Hallucinogen]

ironing board

waterboarding

[Dima424]

waterboarding

summer, sun, grill, beer, girls, boobs

[Wella]

waterboarding

репа кончилась(

[Wella]

summer, sun, grill, beer, girls, boobs

having а good time :leader:

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

summer, sun, grill, beer, girls, boobs
summer , sunburn , burned burgers , flat chested girls on the beach...

[Hallucinogen]

flat chested girls on the beach...

inflation will do the trick

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

inflation will do the trick

Trick or Treat? :wink1:

[Hallucinogen]

Trick or Treat? :wink1:

dirty tricks

[Dima424]

summer , sunburn , burned burgers , flat chested girls on the beach...

:18:

[Dima424]

dirty tricks

Gambling

[Wella]

Gambling

Easy come, easy go/ надо тоже экономнее с репами :) /

[Hallucinogen]

Gambling

lady luck turns her back to losers

[Hallucinogen]

Easy come, easy go/ надо тоже экономнее с репами :) /

learn tantra - cum hard

[Wella]

learn tantra - cum hard

position number 2:grum:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NALvVq76zI

[Dima424]

position number 2:grum:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NALvVq76zI

Mamba Number 5

[Hallucinogen]

position number 2:grum:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NALvVq76zI

SPS (sexual positioning system)

[Wella]

Mamba Number 5

Chanel#5

http://a248.g.akamai.net/7/248/8278/20060320225150/www.sephora.com/assets/brands/chanel/product/FWN05050LG.jpg

[Milonguera]

Chanel#5

little black dress

[Wella]

SPS (sexual positioning system)

SOS:27:/ save our souls/

[Hallucinogen]

Chanel#5

http://a248.g.akamai.net/7/248/8278/20060320225150/www.sephora.com/assets/brands/chanel/product/FWN05050LG.jpg

fox channel - scent of hate

[Wella]

fox channel - scent of hate

tell me what you think about situation, complication , aggravation is getting to you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nqcL0mjMjw

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

fox channel - scent of hate

who-a !
:wink1:

[Hallucinogen]

who-a !
:wink1:

ya-hoo !

[Ruta]

ya-hoo !

Hula-hoop!

[Milonguera]

Hula-hoop!

luau

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

luau

Hula skirt
and two half coconut shells :wink1:

[Wella]

Hula skirt
and two half coconut shells :wink1:

Rom and coca-cola

[Ruta]

Hula skirt
and two half coconut shells :wink1:

Two and a half men
(and one skirt ;))

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Two and a half men
(and one skirt ;))

поправка:
and many-maaaany skirts :)

[Wella]

поправка:
and many-maaaany skirts :)

Skirt chaser

http://www.toonpool.com/user/250/files/old_skirt-chaser_67875.jpg

[Ruta]

Skirt chaser
]
:grum:
chasing vodka with beer
(I like your signature :))

[Wella]

:grum:
chasing vodka with beer
(I like your signature :))

Bad hungover

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5rfgP-Qmid0/TGM_u9r9ixI/AAAAAAAAAA0/mGP58qyr3SA/s320/hungover.gif

Thanks Ruta :kiss:

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Bad hungover

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5rfgP-Qmid0/TGM_u9r9ixI/AAAAAAAAAA0/mGP58qyr3SA/s320/hungover.gif

Thanks Ruta :kiss:

alka seltzer morning relief

[Wella]

alka seltzer morning relief

Uno more cerveza.

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Uno more cerveza.

suicide

[Milonguera]

suicide

Life begins on the other side of despair...

[Ruta]

Life begins on the other side of despair...

How long how long will I slide
Separate my side I don’t
I don’t believe it’s bad
Slit my throat
It’s all I ever

I heard your voice through a photograph
I thought it up it brought up the past
Once you know you can never go back
I’ve got to take it on the otherside

Centuries are what it meant to me
A cemetery where I marry the sea
Stranger things could never change my mind
I’ve got to take it on the otherside

[Pussy]

How long how long will I slide
Separate my side I don’t
I don’t believe it’s bad
Slit my throat
It’s all I ever

I heard your voice through a photograph
I thought it up it brought up the past
Once you know you can never go back
I’ve got to take it on the otherside

Centuries are what it meant to me
A cemetery where I marry the sea
Stranger things could never change my mind
I’ve got to take it on the otherside


I do not know why I get up later,
Why do I go to bed early.
By own order
I watched over my loneliness.
Since I live too many years,
But still too young for the coffin.
I am half-fermented wine,
Heavy table on one leg
Is not fish and without a pond.
I am pleased to keep young hand,
But the young blood no longer respects me,
No bullets in the gun.
Must be content with the old flesh,
Modify itself with own wife.
Age is sleeping on my temples,
I buy my happiness at the ports.
Who is not handsome, have a good life.
I have never been given beauty.

[Milonguera]

No bullets in the gun.

Mama, just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head,
Pulled my trigger,now he's dead,
Mama, life had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away-
Mama ooo,
Didn't mean to make you cry-
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow-
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters...

[Hallucinogen]

Mama, just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head,
Pulled my trigger,now he's dead,
Mama, life had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away-
Mama ooo,
Didn't mean to make you cry-
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow-
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters...

Stagger Lee shot Billy
Boy, he shot that poor boy so bad
Then the bullet came through Billy
And went right through the bartenders glass


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nssw909H8xE

[Milonguera]

Stagger Lee shot Billy
Boy, he shot that poor boy so bad
Then the bullet came through Billy
And went right through the bartenders glass

as a result - Hallucinogen Banned, self-fulfilling prophecy .... :crz:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nssw909H8xE

Golden slumbers kiss your eyes,
Smiles await you when you rise.
Sleep,
Pretty baby,
Do not cry,
And I will sing a lullaby.

:sfs:

[Ruta]

Stagger Lee shot Billy
Boy, he shot that poor boy so bad
Then the bullet came through Billy
And went right through the bartenders glass


so unfair!!!
:(

[anna salinas]

Smiles await you when you rise.




You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains;
You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas;
I am strong, when I am on your shoulders;
You raise me up: To more than I can be.
...

There is no life - no life without its hunger;
Each restless heart beats so imperfectly;
But when you come and I am filled with wonder,
Sometimes, I think I glimpse eternity.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yfwlj0gba_k
(2u)

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains;
You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas;
I am strong, when I am on your shoulders;
You raise me up: To more than I can be.
...

There is no life - no life without its hunger;
Each restless heart beats so imperfectly;
But when you come and I am filled with wonder,
Sometimes, I think I glimpse eternity.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yfwlj0gba_k
(2u)

Do You Buy Slightly Imperfect Merchandise? :27:

[Serge7]

Do You Buy Slightly Imperfect Merchandise? :27: Are you saving your hard-earned money by shopping at thrift stores? Why pay retail when you can purchase many items secondhand for the fraction of the cost? :)

[Бугор]

Are you saving your hard-earned money by shopping at thrift stores? Why pay retail when you can purchase many items secondhand for the fraction of the cost? :)

Dying of hunger in a land of surplus

[Wella]

Are you saving your hard-earned money by shopping at thrift stores? Why pay retail when you can purchase many items secondhand for the fraction of the cost? :)

No one is perfect... that's why pencils have erasers... :nail:

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

No one is perfect... that's why pencils have erasers... :nail:

Office practical jokes :rolleyes:

[Milonguera]

Office practical jokes :rolleyes:

April fool day

[Ruta]

April fool day

salty coffee

[Milonguera]

salty coffee

yeah... women can be very cruel, but still it's better than putting water inside the bottle of vodka...

[Ruta]

yeah... women can be very cruel, but still it's better than putting water inside the bottle of vodka...

...he did not notice :1:

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

...he did not notice :1:

...three blow jobs in the row....

[Dima424]

...three blow jobs in the row....

nonsense

[anna salinas]

nonsense

endless love

[Milonguera]

endless love

Eternity Perfume by Calvin Klein :)

[Wella]

Eternity Perfume by Calvin Klein :)

Somebody asked Calvin Klien's daughter if it was difficult being the daughter of a famous designer. She said it was only difficult when she goes to bed with a guy and sees her fathers name on his underwear.

[anna salinas]

Eternity Perfume by Calvin Klein :)

Be Delicious Green Apple (one of my fav perfumes by Donna Karan NY)


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uB-BSH_BgAs/SdY-8XPbkyI/AAAAAAAAF6I/mwl4-rT4ukI/s400/be+delicious.jpg

[Wella]

Be Delicious Green Apple (one of my fav perfumes by Donna Karan NY)


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uB-BSH_BgAs/SdY-8XPbkyI/AAAAAAAAF6I/mwl4-rT4ukI/s400/be+delicious.jpg

Juicy Couture

http://images.neimanmarcus.com/products/mx/NM-2A6X_mx.jpg

[anna salinas]

Juicy Couture


spicy gossip

[Wella]

spicy gossip


"Spice it up for Mama -- she'll get hot for you!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKXFeMnCQAI

[anna salinas]

"Spice it up for Mama -- she'll get hot for you!"

I've got cold feet, we went backwards

[Wella]

I've got cold feet, we went backwards

Hot -blooded southern girl:wink1:

[anna salinas]

Hot -blooded southern girl:wink1:

I've goosebumps under my skin :sfs:

[Wella]

I've goosebumps under my skin :sfs:

and butterflies in your stomach?:bis:

http://bestuff.com/images/images_of_stuff/210x600/butterflies-in-your-stomach-83195.jpg?1186415277

[anna salinas]

and butterflies in your stomach?:bis:

http://bestuff.com/images/images_of_stuff/210x600/butterflies-in-your-stomach-83195.jpg?1186415277

yeah...
should I kill myself? :lol:

[Wella]

yeah...
should I kill myself? :lol:

Enjoy yourself with pleasure:grum:

[anna salinas]

Enjoy yourself with pleasure:grum:


when we're happy, the whole world smiles with us, but when we're crying, we bring on the rain

[Milonguera]

when we're happy, the whole world smiles with us, but when we're crying, we bring on the rain

The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain

[Flighty]

The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain

plain appearance

[Milonguera]

plain appearance

Appearances can be deceiving... :wink1:

[Flighty]

Appearances can be deceiving... :wink1:

"The pride of your heart has deceived you..."

[Ruta]

"The pride of your heart has deceived you..."
"Vanity - my favorite sin!" :teufel:
(from the Devil's Advocate)

[Serge7]

"Vanity - my favorite sin!" :teufel:
(from the Devil's Advocate) Excessive belief in one's own abilities or attractiveness to others. )

[Flighty]

"Vanity - my favorite sin!" :teufel:
(from the Devil's Advocate)

“Lipozene is not for you if you want to lose a few vanity pounds”
:grum:

[Flighty]

Excessive belief in one's own abilities or attractiveness to others. )

“You can practice any religion or not practice a religion…”

[Wella]

“You can practice any religion or not practice a religion…”

Anything You Say Can and Will Be Used Against You.

[Flighty]

Anything You Say Can and Will Be Used Against You.

Miranda warning

[anna salinas]

Miranda warning


new health and safety regulations

[Flighty]

new health and safety regulations

one year of Obamacare
:27:

[Astrix]

one year of Obamacare
:27:

Mass control

[Spartacus]

Mass control

birth control as a productive measure of mass control during unprotected sex insinuations??

[Astrix]

birth control as a productive measure of mass control during unprotected sex insinuations??

Tunnelvision 8O

[Spartacus]

Tunnelvision 8O

blurry spots and slurred speech :umn:

[Flighty]

blurry spots and slurred speech :umn:

brought up in ghetto

/реп нет, сорри/

[Spartacus]

brought up in ghetto

/реп нет, сорри/

not everybody is born with a silver spoon in their mouth

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

not everybody is born with a silver spoon in their mouth

Don't ask me "Why?".
Ask me " How to?"

[Бугор]

Don't ask me "Why?".
Ask me " How to?"

and how many times :wink1:

[Milonguera]

and how many times :wink1:

But in truth, should I meet with gold or spices in great quantity, I shall remain till I collect as much as possible, and for this purpose I am proceeding solely in quest of them.
Christopher Columbus

[Flighty]

But in truth, should I meet with gold or spices in great quantity, I shall remain till I collect as much as possible, and for this purpose I am proceeding solely in quest of them.
Christopher Columbus

in gold we trust
:27:

[Yurikka]

in gold we trust
:27:

money talk

[Flighty]

money talk

too talkative but pretty girl

[Yurikka]

too talkative but pretty girl

pretty woman, walking down street...

[Flighty]

pretty woman, walking down street...

“Well, I’m running down the road
Trying to loosen my load
I’ve got seven women
On my mind…”

[URLhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEzTdBJUHO8

[Milonguera]

“Well, I’m running down the road
Trying to loosen my load
I’ve got seven women
On my mind…”

[URLhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEzTdBJUHO8

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

Seven deadly sins :rolleyes:

[Dima424]

Seven deadly sins :rolleyes:

Seven (movie)

[Ruta]

Seven (movie)

Seven-Eleven (mini-market)

[Milonguera]

Seven (movie)

Why seven (7) was afraid of six (6)? Because 6 8 9 (six ate nine).

[Dima424]

Seven-Eleven (mini-market)

Nine Eleven

[Dima424]

Why seven (7) was afraid of six (6)? Because 6 8 9 (six ate nine).

Scarry.... never heard this before

[Ruta]

Scarry.... never heard this before

I heard this one:
-what is the square root of sixty nine?
-ate something...
:1:

[Dima424]

I heard this one:
-what is the square root of sixty nine?
-ate something...
:1:

:teufel::grum::shura::col:

[Ruta]

:teufel::grum::shura::col:

:bis:

[Dima424]

:бис:

А вот и Я, цветов не надо!!!(ц)

[flowers]

[Ruta]

А вот и Я, цветов не надо!!!(ц)

[flowers]

diamonds (preferred)

[Dima424]

diamonds (preferred)

sparkly glass

[Бугор]

sparkly glass

diamonds, that will shut her up

[Wella]

diamonds, that will shut her up

Shut Up And Sleep With Me :1:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDWbew8PCHg

[Бугор]

Shut Up And Sleep With Me :1:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDWbew8PCHg

Is a privilege. It's a blessing if I can get it

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Is a privilege. It's a blessing if I can get it

I'm not cocky ,
I'm confident.
When you say : "I'm the best" ,
That's a comliment :bis:

[Dima424]

I'm not cocky ,
I'm confident.
When you say : "I'm the best" ,
That's a comliment :bis:

I'm not lucky, I'm GOOD!!!

[Milonguera]

I'm not lucky, I'm GOOD!!!

There is so much good in the worst of us and so much bad in the best of us, that it's rather hard to tell which of us ought to reform the rest of us.

[Dima424]

There is so much good in the worst of us and so much bad in the best of us, that it's rather hard to tell which of us ought to reform the rest of us.

Depression

[anna salinas]

Depression


Some of you say joy is greater than sorrow and others say sorrow is the greater (quote, well... almost :lol: )

[Milonguera]

Some of you say joy is greater than sorrow and others say sorrow is the greater (quote, well... almost :lol: )

Is your cup half full or half empty? :wink1:

[Dima424]

Is your cup half full or half empty? :wink1:

Well, my cup is usually full of beer every 10 minutes

[anna salinas]

Is your cup half full or half empty? :wink1:


Sometimes I'm the optimistic, happy mushroom.And sometimes I'm THE A**HOLE mushroom :sfs:

:grum:

[Milonguera]

Well, my cup is usually full of beer every 10 minutes

lots of trips to the restroom :27: (reality of life)

[Milonguera]

Sometimes I'm the optimistic, happy mushroom.And sometimes I'm THE A**HOLE mushroom :sfs:

:grum:

unity with nature :leader:

[anna salinas]

unity with nature :leader:

organic cucumb.

[Flighty]

organic cucumb.

the vegan diet

[Dima424]

the vegan diet

STEAK!!!!!!!

[Milonguera]

STEAK!!!!!!!

barbecue garden party :leader:

[Dima424]

barbecue garden party :leader:

please, mail me an invite

[Dima424]

плеасе, маил ме ан инвите

На деревню дедушке....

[Flighty]

please, mail me an invite


На деревню дедушке....

But because a grandpa lived in such a remote place, by the time an invitation reached the addressee, the party was over and totally forgotten.

[Dima424]

But because a grandpa lived in such a remote place, by the time an invitation reached the addressee, the party was over and totally forgotten.

Reservation

[Flighty]

Reservation

Native American artists jewelry

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Native American artists jewelry

Cheap lover :18:

[anna salinas]

Cheap lover :18:

cheap date

[Dima424]

cheap date

Tight Budget

[Milonguera]

Tight Budget

tight sexy dress

[Dima424]

tight sexy dress

your dress will look a lot better on my floor

[Milonguera]

your dress will look a lot better on my floor

Installing a hardwood floor can add beauty and value to your home...:tong:

[Flighty]

Installing a hardwood floor can add beauty and value to your home...:tong:

though, if you like having sex on the floor, you better choose that spot by the fireplace where the tiger skin is lying

[Dima424]

though, if you like having sex on the floor, you better choose that spot by the fireplace where the tiger skin is lying

Green Peace

[Milonguera]

Green Peace

relax, it wasn't really a genuine tiger skin, but rather a very well made artificial throw....

[Dima424]

relax, it wasn't really a genuine tiger skin, but rather a very well made artificial throw....

FAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Milonguera]

FAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let's say "no" to implants....

[Flighty]

FAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and the fireplace that I mentioned above was not a real one either: it was just some gas fireplace – the imitation of the real one (though, it makes no ash, and no worries about pricy wood)
:grum:

[Dima424]

Let's say "no" to implants....

Implants - YES
A-cup - NO

[Milonguera]

Implants - YES
A-cup - NO

Moderation in everything, even in moderation :wink1:

[Dima424]

Moderation in everything, even in moderation :wink1:

Young Society

[Flighty]

Young Society

generation Y and yuppies
:rolleyes:

[Spartacus]

generation Y and yuppies
:rolleyes:

Little Italy (district in Boston for yuppies, no actual Italians are living there) :umn:

[Flighty]

Little Italy (district in Boston for yuppies, no actual Italians are living there) :umn:

"On the rug, composed of golden, slowly fallen leaves,
In a dress the wind has crafted from the foliage,
On the roof-tops autumn danced
Majestic Boston Waltz
Days Flew by... as the Sax, so hoarsely whispered his song..."

[Ruta]

"On the rug, composed of golden, slowly fallen leaves,
In a dress the wind has crafted from the foliage,
On the roof-tops autumn danced
Majestic Boston Waltz
Days Flew by... as the Sax, so hoarsely whispered his song..."

Pumpkin Spice Latte (mmm...)

[Milonguera]

Pumpkin Spice Latte (mmm...)

Halloween

[Flighty]

Halloween

costume party

[Wella]

costume party

Mardi Gras

http://bdaywishes.com/Images/Gallery/Mardi_Gras/images/Mardi_Gras-001.jpg

[Milonguera]

Mardi Gras

Летучая мышь

ay... it was supposed to be English - tired , end of the week... I repent....

[Wella]

Летучая мышь

:leader: vampire

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

:leader: vampire

Dear Diary

[DrunkenCherry]

Dear Diary

To tweet or not to tweet

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

To tweet or not to tweet

Tweetie
(oh soooo cute)

[Flighty]

Tweetie
(oh soooo cute)

English tweed jackets
the cut is just right
:wink1:

[Spartacus]

English tweed jackets
the cut is just right
:wink1:

man who lives in a glass house should change clothes in a basement :umn:
:wink1::wink1:

[Spartacus]

"On the rug, composed of golden, slowly fallen leaves,
In a dress the wind has crafted from the foliage,
On the roof-tops autumn danced
Majestic Boston Waltz
Days Flew by... as the Sax, so hoarsely whispered his song..."

nice translation, but original is so much better

[Flighty]

nice translation, but original is so much better

(OFF
Thank you for thinking so highly about my linguistic abilities; though, that translation wasn’t mine, sorry.
:27:
And I absolutely agree even the best translation from Russian to English looses about 70% of the original beauty of Russian poetry.)


man who lives in a glass house should change clothes in a basement :umn:
:wink1::wink1:

How selfish of him!!!

[Spartacus]

(OFF
Thank you for thinking so highly about my linguistic abilities; though, that translation wasn’t mine, sorry.
:27:
And I absolutely agree even the best translation from Russian to English looses about 70% of the original beauty of Russian poetry.)



How selfish of him!!!

you are more than welcome!
:umn:
what a selfish, covertly disguised in clothes man.. tu-tu-tu

[Milonguera]

you are more than welcome!
:umn:
what a selfish, covertly disguised in clothes man.. tu-tu-tu

invisible man :wink1:

[Spartacus]

invisible man :wink1:

the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit

[Serge7]

the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit Who were the first father and son who were both Presidents of the United States of America? )

[Spartacus]

Who were the first father and son who were both Presidents of the United States of America? )

Bush-ism :-)
where is the Holy Spirit? the holy Barrack Husseinich Obama!

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

[QUOTE=Spartacus;4837348]Bush-ism :-)
Unshaved creature :rolleyes:

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

[QUOTE=Spartacus;4837348]Bush-ism :-)
Unshaved creature :rolleyes:

hedgehodик :)

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

hole in the right side :rolleyes:
(догадаетесь , откуда это?)

[Flighty]

hole in the right side :rolleyes:
(догадаетесь , откуда это?)

(это чтоб ему удобнее свистеть было)




hedgehodик :)


“some hedgies refuse to unroll to get their nails cut…”
(getting yourself a hedgehog as a pet)

[Milonguera]

....
“some hedgies refuse to unroll to get their nails cut…”
(getting yourself a hedgehog as a pet)

cactus is quieter.... especially at night

[Flighty]

cactus is quieter.... especially at night

:grum:

If you wanna get married, get rid of that cactus in your house.
As everyone knows, cactuses have a strong “men repellent” effect.
(modern Russian superstitions)

[Milonguera]

:grum:

If you wanna get married, get rid of that cactus in your house.
As everyone knows, cactuses have a strong “men repellent” effect.
(modern Russian superstitions)

Amazing!
And as I recently found out on a different forum, the hedgehogs, on the other hand, are attracting males to your life :umn:. So throw the cacti away ... 8O

[Flighty]

Amazing! And as I recently found out on a different forum, the hedgehogs, on the other hand, are attracting males to your life :umn:.
So throw the cacti away ...

but aim it very carefully so you won’t miss that shiny bald head of a man just walking by

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

but aim it very carefully so you won’t miss that shiny bald head of a man just walking by

Bald R Us
:grum:

[Milonguera]

Bald R Us
:grum:

Was Samson's strength in his hair or in his wow not to cut it?

[Flighty]

Was Samson's strength in his hair or in his wow not to cut it?

Who knows where Samson's strength was, but his weakness obviously was in his heart: a pretty woman named Dalilah.

[Milonguera]

Who knows where Samson's strength was, but his weakness obviously was in his heart: a pretty woman named Dalilah.

yeah... one of woman's weaknesses is her inability to fix the faucet ....:rolleyes:

[Dima424]

yeah... one of woman's weaknesses is her inability to fix the faucet ....:rolleyes:

.....car, door, lock, dinner and etc....

[Flighty]

yeah... one of woman's weaknesses is her inability to fix the faucet ....:rolleyes:


.....car, door, lock, dinner and etc....

Don’t you have a Yellow Pages Directory just for such cases?!
:tong:

[Milonguera]

Don’t you have a Yellow Pages Directory just for such cases?!
:tong:

follow the yellow brick road!

[Flighty]

follow the yellow brick road!

(The Road Not Taken by Robert Frost)

“…I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.”

[Milonguera]

(The Road Not Taken by Robert Frost)

“…I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.”

The Road Less Traveled by M.Scott Peck :umn: :)

[Flighty]

The Road Less Traveled by M.Scott Peck :umn: :)

Travel Advisor: Get yourself a Deal!!!
:leader:

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Travel Advisor: Get yourself a Deal!!!
:leader:

Expedia.com :leader:

[Flighty]

Expedia.com :leader:

Should I fly with Aeroflot or Delta?
:rolleyes:

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Should I fly with Aeroflot or Delta?
:rolleyes:

Flying on the ground is wrong :rolleyes:
C

[Flighty]

Flying on the ground is wrong :rolleyes:
C

Who is the one to decide what is right and what’s wrong?

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Who is the one to decide what is right and what’s wrong?

In God We Trust :34:

[Flighty]

In God We Trust :34:

That was the known cause of the Gold Rush.

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

That was the known cause of the Gold Rush.

Help!
My wife is unsupervised ! With the credit cards!

[Flighty]

Help!
My wife is unsupervised ! With the credit cards!

Are you thinking about filing a bankruptcy?

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Are you thinking about filing a bankruptcy?

Spit three times over left shoulder! :teufel:

[Flighty]

Spit three times over left shoulder! :teufel:

Do not aim at your supervisor, though.
:27:

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Do not aim at your supervisor, though.
:27:

If U wanna have a nice, meaningfull conversation ,
Call your boss at 3 AM :wink1:

[Flighty]

If U wanna have a nice, meaningfull conversation ,
Call your boss at 3 AM :wink1:

However, no one can say for sure if your hubby/wifie will approve of it.

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

However, no one can say for sure if your hubby/wifie will approve of it.

Approval for denture :teufel:

[Flighty]

Approval for denture :teufel:

The one who doesn't follow society rules may become a pariah.

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

The one who doesn't follow society rules may become a pariah.

"Despise me if I do not"
(Shake-his-spear)

[Flighty]

"Despise me if I do not"
(Shake-his-spear)

Only fools and mules follow the rules.
:confused:

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Only fools and mules follow the rules.
:confused:

Cute donkey with the voice of Eddie Murphy :)

[Flighty]

Cute donkey with the voice of Eddie Murphy :)

Murphy and law
:27:

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Murphy and law
:27:

oil
oil
oil

[Flighty]

oil
oil
oil

Russian oil oligarch

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Russian oil oligarch

a lot of cabbage
:grum:

[Serge7]

Russian oil oligarch Russian Wealth )

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/290/751/alg_prokhorov_speaks_display_image.jpg?1278643601



http://www.russiablog.org/mikhail-prohorov.jpg