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[Ruta]

All We need is Brain (c.)

All you need is love! (Beatles)

[Бугор]

All you need is love! (Beatles)

what love got to do with it?

[Serge7]

what love got to do with it? Don't Tell Me What Love Can Do.. )

[Ruta]

Don't Tell Me What Love Can Do.. )

Don't speak
I know just what you're saying
So please stop explaining
Don't tell me cause it hurts
Don't speak
I know what you're thinking
I don't need your reasons
Don't tell me cause it hurts

[anna salinas]

Don't speak
I know just what you're saying
.........



The best way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.

[Flighty]

The best way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.

"it's too late to apologize..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePyRrb2-fzs

[anna salinas]

"it's too late to apologize..."



i'ts sooooooooo hard for me to say i'm sorry, i just want you to stay
/stay with me oooooohhhhhhhhhh/

[Hallucinogen]

i'ts sooooooooo hard for me to say i'm sorry, i just want you to stay
/stay with me oooooohhhhhhhhhh/


I told you lady
Take me for one day
Please don't ask any questions
You know I can't stay

I wish the wind was cold
I wanna hold you, baby, hold
Only in your arms I'm lost
Don't look at me

I know this is crazy
Let's have a last drink
Don't ask where I come from
And don't ask what I think
I leave you, lady
Full of desire to stay

I wish the wind was cold
I wanna hold you, baby, hold
Only in your arms I'm lost
Don't look at me


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWyFs-wbHAc

[anna salinas]

I know this is crazy
Let's have a last drink
[

Craaaaaaaaaazy, I am craaaaazy
/blah, blah blah/
crazy for loving you...

[Hallucinogen]

Craaaaaaaaaazy, I am craaaaazy
/blah, blah blah/
crazy for loving you...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MLp7YNTznE

Crazy, but that's how it goes
Millions of people living as foes
Maybe it's not too late
To learn how to love
And forget how to hate

Mental wounds not healing
Life's a bitter shame
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train

Mental wounds still screaming
Driving me insane
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train

I know that things are going wrong for me
You gotta listen to my words
Yeah

[Ruta]

Tell Me, you're so into me
That i'm the only one you will see
Tell me, i'm not in the blue
That i'm not wastin, my feelings on you

You drive me crazy
I just cant sleep
Im so excited, I'm in too deep
Ohh...crazy, but it feels alright
Baby, thinkin of you keeps me up all night

[Бугор]

Tell Me, you're so into me
That i'm the only one you will see
Tell me, i'm not in the blue
That i'm not wastin, my feelings on you

You drive me crazy
I just cant sleep
Im so excited, I'm in too deep
Ohh...crazy, but it feels alright
Baby, thinkin of you keeps me up all night

sleep all day party all night

[Screw101]

i'ts sooooooooo hard for me to say i'm sorry, i just want you to stay
/stay with me oooooohhhhhhhhhh/

"After all that we've been through
I will make it up to you. I promise to.
And after all that's been said and done
You're just a part of me I can't let go"(c).

Chicago. "Hard for me to say I am sorry".

[Serge7]

"..You're just a part of me I can't let go"(c).

Chicago. "Hard for me to say I am sorry"." Let It Bleed" / The Rolling Stones/

[anna salinas]

" Let It Bleed" / The Rolling Stones/

Keep bleeding, keep, keep bleeding... (Leona Lewis)

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Keep bleeding, keep, keep bleeding... (Leona Lewis)


Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
That's all right because I like the way it hurts...
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry?
That's all right because I like the way you lie....
C

[Hallucinogen]

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
That's all right because I like the way it hurts...
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry?
That's all right because I like the way you lie....
C

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMaGLnOD5i4


Her name was julie
When she took me on a ride in her old chevrolet
Straight into a dusty sundown
I knew she was gonna make up one of her stories
And then she couldn't believe that I told her
How much I love her lies and how much I love her games

Riding on the highway
You're going much too far
You're lying so much better
When you drive a car
You're lying 'til the sundown
So look into my face
You're lying (I love it)
You're lying (I love it)
You're lying (I love it)
You're lying (I love it)
You're lying

I love your games
I love your lies
I love your games
Look in my eyes
Don't believe I'm worried
When you're playing all these games
I love your lies just hold me tight
I got no one to blame
You're lying, I'm buying
I'm buying every word
I love your lies
I love your games

Take me to the ballroom
We're dancing through the night
I'm in your arms, I love your lies
They make me feel so light
You're lying to your shadow
So look into my face

You're lying (I love it)
You're lying (I love it)
You're lying (I love it)
You're lying (I love it)
You're lying

Julie stopped her car
The sun had gone and left one of these dark red skies
She looked in my eyes and with a smile in her face she said
"of course I'm lying.
But I think I love you"

Take me on the highway
You're going much too far
You're lying even better
When you drive a car
You're lying 'til the sundown
So look into my face
You're lying (I love it)
You're lying (I love it)
You're lying (I love it)
You're lying (I love it)
You're lying

I love your games
I love your lies
I love your games
Look in my eyes
Take me in your arms and hold me tight just for tonight
I need no drugs I love your lies
You hide me from the night
You're lying, I'm buying
I'm buying every word
I love your lies
I love your games

[Spartacus]

Keep bleeding, keep, keep bleeding... (Leona Lewis)

voice of concerned fellow human being:
Normal menstrual flow lasts about 4 days, produces a total blood loss of 30 to 80 ml (about 10 tablespoons), while the average adult has a blood volume of about 5 liters..
So, yeah, let that kitten bleed, bleed EVERYWHERE!!!

[Flighty]

voice of concerned fellow human being:
...

"Help the Humane Society confront cruelty and rescue animals!"

Willie
Fur Keeps Animal Rescue Inc.
Barrington Hills, IL
847-381-8458
[email protected]
http://photocache.petfinder.com/fotos/IL370/IL370.18404326-1-x.jpg

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

"Help the Humane Society confront cruelty and rescue animals!"

Willie
Fur Keeps Animal Rescue Inc.
Barrington Hills, IL
847-381-8458
[email protected]
http://photocache.petfinder.com/fotos/IL370/IL370.18404326-1-x.jpg

Free Willy

[Spartacus]

Free Willy

From a “sample adult-film contract”:

“SCHEDULE ‘A’. Additional compensation:

Same Sex Anal Intercourse (excluding DP [Double Penetration] and Air Tight. (See below.) $125.00 per scene

Opposite Sex Anal Intercourse (excluding DP and Air Tight): $250.00 per scene

Opposite Sex Double Penetration (excluding Air Tight): $400.00 per scene

Air Tight (three males with three simultaneous penetrations): $650.00 per scene

[Flighty]

From a “sample adult-film contract”:

“SCHEDULE ‘A’. Additional compensation:

Same Sex Anal Intercourse (excluding DP [Double Penetration] and Air Tight. (See below.) $125.00 per scene

Opposite Sex Anal Intercourse (excluding DP and Air Tight): $250.00 per scene

Opposite Sex Double Penetration (excluding Air Tight): $400.00 per scene

Air Tight (three males with three simultaneous penetrations): $650.00 per scene

An hourly wage for a skilled nurse working at the Nursing Home
:rolleyes:

[Hallucinogen]

From a “sample adult-film contract”:

“SCHEDULE ‘A’. Additional compensation:

Same Sex Anal Intercourse (excluding DP [Double Penetration] and Air Tight. (See below.) $125.00 per scene

Opposite Sex Anal Intercourse (excluding DP and Air Tight): $250.00 per scene

Opposite Sex Double Penetration (excluding Air Tight): $400.00 per scene

Air Tight (three males with three simultaneous penetrations): $650.00 per scene
An hourly wage for a skilled nurse working at the Nursing Home
:rolleyes:

An hourly wage for a Senator

[Flighty]

An hourly wage for a Senator

A Medicare Advantage Plan (“Part C”)
:grum:

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

A Medicare Advantage Plan (“Part C”)
:grum:

We accept only PPO :34:

[Spartacus]

We accept only PPO :34:

I said, "CASH ONLY". What's wrong with you, people?

[Hallucinogen]

We accept only PPO :34:

I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse

I'm gonna hold my breath untill you offer
(or untill I turn blue)

[Hallucinogen]

I'm gonna hold my breath untill I turn blue

the girl is pretty, her face is blue
we smoke together, my dreams come true
(jorney to Pandora)

[Винни1]

the girl is pretty, her face is blue
we smoke together, my dreams come true
(jorney to Pandora)

Welcome to the hotel California
Such a lovely place....

[Flighty]

Welcome to the hotel California
Such a lovely place....

It’s always sunny in California

[Spartacus]

It’s always sunny in California

Californication

[Flighty]

Californication

When I was about to leave California for Illinois, happy and always smiling Californians warned me, “People are grumpy in Illinois.” So true!

[Spartacus]

When I was about to leave California for Illinois, happy and always smiling Californians warned me, “People are grumpy in Illinois.” So true!

Damn Northerners - always grumpy. Unlike Southerners - always humpy. :wink1:

[anna salinas]

Unlike Southerners - always humpy. :wink1:

bomb shelter ;)

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

bomb shelter ;)

"Bombshell"
(New bra from VS :34:)

[Flighty]

"Bombshell"
(New bra from VS :34:)

Men become breathless when they see a bra-less woman goes by.
Nipples on a bra-less woman are far more noticeable then on bra-ed one.
:27:

[Hallucinogen]

Men become breathless when they see a bra-less woman goes by.
Nipples on a bra-less woman are far more noticeable then on bra-ed one.
:27:

sometimes a little bit of clothes (especially right ones) on right places are more appealing than nudeness itself

[Spartacus]

sometimes a little bit of clothes (especially right ones) on right places are more appealing than nudeness itself

but you never can beat erect nipples

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

but you never can beat erect nipples

Don't beat them , pleeeease

[Hallucinogen]

but you never can beat erect nipples

if you can't beat them - bite them instead

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

if you can't beat them - bite them instead

Undies from Sarah Jessica Parker collection : "Bitten" :grum:
I had to buy them!

[Spartacus]

if you can't beat them - bite them instead

bite them gently or Andrei Chikatilo style?

http://www.executedtoday.com/images/Andrei_Chikatilo.jpg

[Hallucinogen]

Undies from Sarah Jessica Parker collection : "Bitten" :grum:
I had to buy them!

did she place her used undies on e-bay yet ?

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

did she place her used undies on e-bay yet ?

use e-bay search :wink1:

[Бугор]

use e-bay search :wink1:

I got them ... paypal only please

[Hallucinogen]

use e-bay search :wink1:

would you buy Anna Nicole Smith's Used Underwear instead ?
http://www.tmz.com/2010/05/18/anna-nicoles-dirty-laundry-aired-on-ebay/
http://ll-media.tmz.com/2010/05/18/0518-anna-nicole-auction-credit.jpg

or Pamela Anderson' may be ?
http://www.tribute.ca/news/index.php/pamela-anderson-sells-her-used-underwear/2008/05/09/
http://www.tribute.ca/news/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/pam_anderson.jpg

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

would you buy Anna Nicole Smith's Used Underwear instead ?
http://www.tmz.com/2010/05/18/anna-nicoles-dirty-laundry-aired-on-ebay/
http://ll-media.tmz.com/2010/05/18/0518-anna-nicole-auction-credit.jpg

or Pamela Anderson' may be ?
http://www.tribute.ca/news/index.php/pamela-anderson-sells-her-used-underwear/2008/05/09/
http://www.tribute.ca/news/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/pam_anderson.jpg

"boob" theme is undistractible for men age 12 to till he dies :34:

[Hallucinogen]

"boob" theme is undistractible for men age 12 to till he dies :34:

... and more

FYI, men usually introduced to the boob much earlier than 12

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

... and more

FYI, men usually introduced to the boob much earlier than 12

La more U promissed me long time ago...:rolleyes:

[Hallucinogen]

La more U promissed me long time ago...:rolleyes:

No More Words

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_Rt-aiwgN0

enjoy

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

No More Words

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_Rt-aiwgN0

enjoy

Just do it

[Hallucinogen]

Just do it

of course

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fba5VCZ4S2o

[Flighty]

of course

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fba5VCZ4S2o

Are you sure you wanna do this?

[Бугор]

Are you sure you wanna do this?

Farming is a business of your choice. You can join in or we will expropriate your cows.

[Flighty]

Farming is a business of your choice. You can join in or we will expropriate your cows.

"Old McDonald had a farm..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_mol6B9z00 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_mol6B9z00)

http://i4.ytimg.com/vi/7_mol6B9z00/default.jpg

[anna salinas]

"Old McDonald had a farm..."


Donald Trump

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Donald Trump

Lady & The Tramp

[Ruta]

Ladies and a gentleman :1:

[Бугор]

Ladies and a gentleman :1:

don't close your eyes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcEu47mR43U

[Flighty]

don't close your eyes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcEu47mR43U

When even Lunesta does not help you to close your eyes at night, why don’t you visit again that plastic surgeon who recently did your “little eye work”?

[anna salinas]

When even Lunesta does not help you to close your eyes at night, why don’t you visit again that plastic surgeon who recently did your “little eye work”?

Beauty and the Beast

[Винни1]

Beauty and the Beast

The Hunchback of Notre Dame

[anna salinas]

The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Paris the City of Lovers ;)

[Винни1]

Paris the City of Lovers ;)

French desease :27:

[anna salinas]

French desease :27:


Syphilis :grum:

[Винни1]

Syphilis :grum:

Columbus :34: :8:

[anna salinas]

Columbus :34: :8:

Welcome to America

[Винни1]

Welcome to America
Yankee go home :8:

[anna salinas]

Yankee go home :8:

Sweet Home Alabama

[Винни1]

Sweet Home Alabama

Plant a little garden,
Eat a lot of peaches (c)

[anna salinas]

Plant a little garden,
Eat a lot of peaches (c)

Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder what you are blah blah blah :lol:

[Винни1]

Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder what you are blah blah blah :lol:

:grum:
The Little Prince

[anna salinas]

:grum:
The Little Prince

Starbucks

[Винни1]

Starbucks

In God we trust :34:

[anna salinas]

In God we trust :34:

British Red Cross Trust :)

[Винни1]

British Red Cross Trust :)

American Legion

[anna salinas]

American Legion

angels and demons

[Винни1]

angels and demons

Da Vinci code

[anna salinas]

Da Vinci code

pizza

[Винни1]

pizza

Fast food

[anna salinas]

Fast food

detox

[Винни1]

detox

relapse

[anna salinas]

relapse

addiction

[Винни1]

addiction

Crack head

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

addiction

nicotine patches

[Pussy]

nicotine patches


Habit

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Habit

Hobbit

[Винни1]

Hobbit

My precious

[Pussy]

My precious

sweet one

[Ruta]

sweet one

loved one

[Pussy]

loved one

asshole... hm... Strange association..:grum:

[Ruta]

asshole... hm... Strange association..:grum:

kiss my butt :grum:

[Pussy]

kiss my butt :grum:

Go to hell :34::grum:

[Ruta]

Go to hell :34::grum:

Will you kiss it there? :grum:

[Pussy]

Will you kiss it there? :grum:

I don't think so:)

[Ruta]

I don't think so:)

Thanks God! :)

[Pussy]

Thanks God! :)

Atheism:34:

[Ruta]

Atheism:34:

Darwin

[Pussy]

Darwin

Monkey

[Ruta]

Monkey

business

[Pussy]

business

Living on my own :34:

[Винни1]

Living on my own :34:
Emancipated minor

[Ruta]

Emancipated minor

Sex-minorities

[Spartacus]

Sex-minorities

gay parades

[Ruta]

gay parades
free your mind

[Spartacus]

free your mind

Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders... A WAITER

[Ruta]

Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders... A WAITER

you speak of cannibals too often...
any special diet? ;)

[Spartacus]

you speak of cannibals too often...
any special diet? ;)

shhhhh, just relax and let it haaappen

[Ruta]

shhhhh, just relax and let it haaappen
loosing virginity

[Spartacus]

loosing virginity

loosing my religion

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

loosing my religion

loosing love handles :wink1:

[Dima424]

лоосинг лове хандлес :щинк1:

"oh SHIT handle"

[Pussy]

"oh SHIT handle"

All of this - a huge shit

[Dima424]

All of this - a huge shit

God SAVE me

[Pussy]

God SAVE me

fucking mongrel:grum:

[Dima424]

фуцкинг монгрел:грум:

[smart ass]

я не азнаю таких заумных слов

[Pussy]

[smart ass]

я не азнаю таких заумных слов

Paranoia

[Винни1]

Paranoia

Hallucinations

[Hallucinogen]

Hallucinations

are we there yet ?

[Винни1]

are we there yet ?

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ("Shreck") :)

[Hallucinogen]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ("Shreck") :)

... pause...

/quietly/ are we there... yet ?

[Винни1]

... pause...

/quietly/ are we there... yet ?

(Calling a nurse)......

[Hallucinogen]

(Calling a nurse)......

/whisper/ is she here yet ?

[Spartacus]

/whisper/ is she here yet ?

she's off today.
So, tell me, how often she visits you?

[Винни1]

she's off today.
So, tell me, how often she visits you?

Marriage counselor

[Spartacus]

Marriage counselor

marriage is NOT a part-time job, but it's full-time.
Or is it!?? :umn:

[Ruta]

Marriage counselor

last resort

[Винни1]

last resort

Hope never dies

[Spartacus]

Hope never dies

Ask not what your marriage can do for you, but what your counselor can do for your marriage.

[Винни1]

Ask not what your marriage can do for you, but what your counselor can do for your marriage.

Scam (not that I've ever tried) :27:

[Pussy]

Ask not what your marriage can do for you, but what your counselor can do for your marriage.

Falling into the abyss, and look at the sky

[Pussy]

Scam (not that I've ever tried) :27:

Traitor

[Spartacus]

Falling into the abyss, and look at the sky

jump with static line is much safer but less exciting

[Pussy]

jump with static line is much safer but less exciting

Hopelessness

[Винни1]

Hopelessness

Manic depression

[Spartacus]

Hopelessness

WATER, drink lots of WAAAATER!

[Spartacus]

Manic depression

sceleton in the closet

[Винни1]

sceleton in the closet

Aristocracy

[Spartacus]

Aristocracy

crazy artist

[Винни1]

crazy artist
Sunflowers

[Spartacus]

Sunflowers

somebody is missing an ear

[Винни1]

somebody is missing an ear

:1:
Bloody Chainsaw Massacre

[Spartacus]

:1:
Bloody Chainsaw Massacre

practicing selfcontrol consumes way too much energy

[Винни1]

practicing selfcontrol consumes way too much energy

Yoga and meditation

[Pussy]

Yoga and meditation

Serenity

[Spartacus]

Yoga and meditation

shih tzu

[Pussy]

shih tzu

English Setter

[Винни1]

English Setter

puppy mills

[Hallucinogen]

Ask not what your marriage can do for you, but what your counselor can do for your marriage.

marriage counselor , 15 years experience, never been married

[Винни1]

marriage counselor , 15 years experience, never been married

wishful thinking

[Hallucinogen]

wishful thinking

thoughtful wish

[Pussy]

wishful thinking

Self-deception

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Self-deception

Self esteem :leader:

[Pussy]

Self esteem :leader:

Pride

[Винни1]

Pride

Arrogance

[Pussy]

Arrogance

Bouncer

[Винни1]

Bouncer

Play pan

[Pussy]

Play pan

Decrepitude

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Arrogance

Humility

[Pussy]

Humility

Obedience

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Obedience

Single word shooting :28:

[Hallucinogen]

Single word shooting :28:

shooting life into her womb (poetical)

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

shooting life into her womb (poetical)

That little brown spot was not ovule , you silly , tiny production of testicle ,
That was decay!
( из анекдота)

[anna salinas]

That little brown spot was not ovule , you silly , tiny production of testicle ,
That was decay!
( из анекдота)


vasectomy reversal operation

[Pussy]

vasectomy reversal operation

Neurosurgery

[Ruta]

Neurosurgery

Rocket science

[Pussy]

Rocket science

Professoriate

[Hallucinogen]

Professoriate

Passionariate (Gumilev)

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Passionariate (Gumilev)

Camomile tea
and massage therapy

[Pussy]

Camomile tea
and massage therapy

Total relaxation

[Hallucinogen]

Total relaxation

complete decomposition

[Pussy]

complete decomposition

Autopsy will show:grum:

[Spartacus]

Total relaxation

involuntary bowel movement

[Pussy]

involuntary bowel movement

Attachment

[Spartacus]

Autopsy will show:grum:

Dr. Michael Baden (HBO series)

[Pussy]

Dr. Michael Baden (HBO series)

I have nothing to say:grum:

[Spartacus]

I have nothing to say:grum:

here's something to chew on:

postmortem lividity

[Spartacus]

here's something to chew on:

postmortem lividity

"one of the signs of death, is a settling of the blood in the lower (dependent) portion of the body, causing a purplish red discoloration of the skin: when the heart is no longer agitating the blood, heavy red blood cells sink through the serum by action of gravity"

graphic image of "postmortem lividity" body; not decomposed yet, though
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3e/%D0%9F%D1%8F%D1%82%D0%BD%D0%B0_%D1%82%D1%80%D1%83% D0%BF%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%B5.jpg

[Hallucinogen]

I have nothing to say:grum:

"i hate nothing but self"

[Pussy]

here's something to chew on:

postmortem lividity

Perfect murder

[Spartacus]

Perfect murder

Michael Schiavo

[Pussy]

Michael Schiavo

"It's my turn to talk <...>"

[Spartacus]

"It's my turn to talk <...>"

Stephen Hawking
http://www2.tbo.com/exposure/ar/659/372/2010/04/29/44016_et-dont-phone-homejpg.jpg

[Ruta]

the beauty of science - Hubble (enjoy :))
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhEBKr7rV18&feature=related

[Flighty]

the beauty of science - Hubble (enjoy :))
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhEBKr7rV18&feature=related

science fiction

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

science fiction

fiscal year

[Flighty]

fiscal year

over time, his yearning for her grew immensely

[untamed]

the beauty of science - Hubble (enjoy :))
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhEBKr7rV18&feature=related

You girl is lovely Hubble
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyuCwCN78lA

[Pussy]

You girl is lovely Hubble
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyuCwCN78lA

A beautiful lie...

[anna salinas]

A beautiful lie...


The Ugly Truth

[Flighty]

The Ugly Truth

Tell all the Truth but tell it slant
(a Survival Guide to modern society)

[Ruta]

Tell all the Truth but tell it slant
(a Survival Guide to modern society)

Stretching the truth on the interview
Ex: Tell us about your dismerits?
- I am a workaholic. My wife hates it!

[Flighty]

Stretching the truth on the interview
Ex: Tell us about your dismerits?
- I am a workaholic. My wife hates it!

Just change the wife )))

[Serge7]

Just change the wife )))

"Look man you cannot change your wife now! It's too late. When you married her you should have thought about it before. It will hurt her now!.." ) :)

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

"Look man you cannot change your wife now! It's too late. When you married her you should have thought about it before. It will hurt her now!.." ) :)

One man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.:34:

[Flighty]

One man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.:34:

"If you saw something, say something"

[Радригес]

BS

















...

[anna salinas]

BS



backspace :lol:

[Serge7]

backspace :lol: In Through the Out Door.. )

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/18/ITTODcover1front.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/18/ITTODcover1front.jpg)

[Pussy]

In Through the Out Door.. )

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/18/ITTODcover1front.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/18/ITTODcover1front.jpg)

Dismemberment:rofl:

[Dima424]

Dismemberment:rofl:

DisWHAT?

[Flighty]

DisWHAT?

Dishwasher
(Don’t try to wash your clothing, though)
:grum:

[anna salinas]

Dishwasher

:grum:

a house slave

[Flighty]

a house slave

Black History Month
:rolleyes:

[anna salinas]

Black History Month

black and white cinematography

[Serge7]

black and white cinematography White Wedding ))

http://991.com/newGallery/Billy-Idol-White-Wedding---W-48506.jpg

[Flighty]

White Wedding ))


Just Married

http://www.weddingsbydezign.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/1/6/164.jpg

[Astrix]

Never ending story

[Serge7]

Never ending story Everlasting Moments )

[Astrix]

Everlasting Moments )

New horizons

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

New horizons

Blue Cross Blue Shield

[Milonguera]

Blue Cross Blue Shield

Crossing the Rubicon

[Flighty]

Crossing the Rubicon

Jeep Rubicon

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Jeep Rubicon

YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A REAL JEEP IF...

1. If you use a hose to clean the inside and the outside


2. When the best route from point A to point B is through the rockpile or over the mountain


3. When a scratch or a dent is a beauty mark


4. You roll it over and don't get upset


5. Your mom and sister can't get in without help


6. You judge every hill you see by how much fun it would be to climb


7. You puke when you see a RAV4


8. You get custom pin-striping from trail brush


9. When a low-rider Jeep pulls up next to you and you get out and *****-slap the driver


10. If it takes more than 6 hours to get donuts


11. When you pull into the unplowed parking spots on snowy days


12. When you take your friends wheeling and they say "What trail -I don't see a trail!"


13. When you've been forced to add TJ, CJ, YJ and XJ to your spell-checker


14. When you can see OVER a Suburban


15. You carry emergency supplies and clothing because you never know
where you will end up


16. When your Nerf bars battle rocks and win


17. When it rains and you don't care that your tops and doors are off


18. When you drive around to look at Christmas lights topless


19. When you change your plugs in the parking lot at work on a break


20. If your "Parts Dept." is on blocks behind your house


21. When you take your Mom wheeling and she has to help you flip the Jeep
back onto its wheels again


22. You use an ice-scraper on the INSIDE of the windshield


23. You get more heat from holes in the floorboards than through the heater vents


24. Every page of your repair manual has greasy fingerprints


25. Passengers scream "DON'T ROLL IT!" when you take them wheeling


26. You spend more time under your Jeep than under your significant other


27. Winter comes and your can't remember where you left the roof


28. You spend more on car washes than on insurance


29. Even worse the car wash won't let you in


30. You fix almost everything yourself


31. When you feel sorry for someone in a $60,000 Toyota Land Cruiser


32. When you have all your credit card numbers memorized


33. When you slam the door and chunks of dried mud crumble to the ground


34. If you get asked to pick up your co-workers in a snowstorm and get paid for it


35. Your wife/girlfriend refuses to get in it


36. You are the only one on the street who doesn't plow their driveway


37. You are dating the Service, Parts or Sales Manager at the Jeep dealership


38. You try to run the plow trucks off the road when it snows heavily


39. You can't hear your $200 stereo over the howl of your tires on the highway


40. You have a high-water mark INSIDE the Jeep


41. Any tire that isn't waist high looks like a bagel


42. You can't take a girl, who's wearing a dress, on a date without carrying
along a set of steps


43. You can't sneak into church late because the engine is too loud.


44. You carry along enough tools to supply a small garage


45. You nickname your Jeep after the noises it makes or it's most damaging trail accident


46. You carry along a replacement part for every drive component on the Jeep


47. You can air up your tires without stopping at a gas station.


48. You know how to reinforce the windshield frame near the wiper arm


49. You're constantly getting passed on the highway.


50. Your wallet is always empty.


51. When your boss's secretary calls to "recommend" that you wash your Jeep


52. When you finally wash the mud off, everyone thinks you bought a new Jeep

( I'm very sorry for such long post )

[Astrix]

Drive angry

[Flighty]

Drive angry

sign up for aggressive driving course
:27:

[Serge7]

sign up for aggressive driving course
:27: Road Rage )

[Astrix]

Anger Management:grum:

[Flighty]

Anger Management:grum:

there are ways to outsmart your manager

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

there are ways to outsmart your manager

Boss is likе a diаper :
Always on your ass and full of @@it .
(Я такое на стенку в офисе повешала , босс читал , но мы можем друг над другом подтрунивать :tong:)

[Milonguera]

Boss is likе a diаper :
Always on your ass and full of @@it .
(Я такое на стенку в офисе повешала , босс читал , но мы можем друг над другом подтрунивать :tong:)

Blessed are those who engage in lively conversations with the mute - for they shall be called dentists.

(висело на стене у моего прошлого дантиста)

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Blessed are those who engage in lively conversations with the mute - for they shall be called dentists.

(висело на стене у моего прошлого дантиста)

If you sprinkle
When you tinkle ,
Be a sweetie ,
Wipe the seatie
(висит на стене в туалете у моего дантиста :wink1:)

[Винни1]

If you sprinkle
When you tinkle ,
Be a sweetie ,
Wipe the seatie
(висит на стене в туалете у моего дантиста :wink1:)

If you leave anything on the toilet seat that can be considered to be a forensic evidence - please, clean it up :34:

(висит на стене в туалете у меня на работе)

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

If you leave anything on the toilet seat that can be considered to be a forensic evidence - please, clean it up :34:

(висит на стене в туалете у меня на работе)

Biological waste
(А у нас в талете по-русски написано : " Не обольщайся , подойди к унитазу поближе !"))))

[Milonguera]

all of the above

bathroom humor :wink1:

[Flighty]

bathroom humor :wink1:

yuk, it’s funky
:grum:

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

yuk, it’s funky
:grum:

Funky spunk :wink1: (SITC)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8-f-SgIpvc

[Milonguera]

Funky spunk :wink1: (SITC)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8-f-SgIpvc

prude (от противного) :)

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

prude (от противного) :)

virgin martini :wink1:

[Flighty]

virgin martini :wink1:

works magic if spilled on a virgin breast
:27:

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

works magic if spilled on a virgin breast
:27:

Beauty and her Breast

[Flighty]

Beauty and her Breast

The Brest Fortress
:27:

[Milonguera]

The Brest Fortress
:27:

This old fortress is haunted...

[Flighty]

This old fortress is haunted...

Ghost Whisperer

[Milonguera]

Ghost Whisperer

The Horse Whisperer

[Flighty]

The Horse Whisperer

Horseshoe Casino

[Hallucinogen]

Horseshoe Casino

horseradish salad

[Flighty]

horseradish salad

balance your horse’s diet

http://forum.russianamerica.com/f/attachment.php?attachmentid=47991&stc=1&d=1299092512

[Milonguera]

balance your horse’s diet

The Purnell Legion Cavalry was originally recruited as part of the Purnell Legion, and became an independent cavalry command when the Legion was disbanded and it's various contingents were dispersed to the different branches of the army....

[Flighty]

The Purnell Legion Cavalry was originally recruited as part of the Purnell Legion, and became an independent cavalry command when the Legion was disbanded and it's various contingents were dispersed to the different branches of the army....

let's go watch ponies and gamble!
:leader:

[Milonguera]

let's go watch ponies and gamble!
:leader:

Absolutely FREE Tarot readings, NO nonsense!

[DrunkenCherry]

Absolutely FREE Tarot readings, NO nonsense!

Fraud

[Serge7]

Fraud Breach of Confidence

[Pussy]

Breach of Confidence

No more questions, in reply can't be heard a beautiful lie...

[Flighty]

No more questions, in reply can't be heard a beautiful lie...

an ugly truth, you mean?

[Pussy]

an ugly truth, you mean?

Exactly..

[Hallucinogen]

Exactly..

precisely....

[Hallucinogen]

such yummies...

http://forum.russianamerica.com/f/customavatars/avatar83770_10.gifhttp://forum.russianamerica.com/f/customavatars/avatar83245_3.gif

[Pussy]

precisely....

Fact may not be the truth:rolleyes: