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Hallucinogen
12-22-2010, 12:51 AM
it's a commonplace thing to say
(you're secretive)

i never said im special
/look, who's speaking of secrecy :rofl: /

Flighty
12-22-2010, 12:55 AM
i never said im special
/look, who's speaking of secrecy :rofl: /

never say never (I hate this phrase, though)

don't look at me, you make me blush

Hallucinogen
12-22-2010, 01:05 AM
never say never (I hate this phrase, though)

don't look at me, you make me blush

not my favourite phrase neither
/love to see blush on your cheeks/

Flighty
12-22-2010, 12:22 PM
not my favourite phrase neither
/love to see blush on your cheeks/

chicks and kicks (lets shift the topic a little)

/I'm glad you liked it/

(óïñ, ðåïà åù¸ íå íàðîñëà...)

Hallucinogen
12-22-2010, 12:50 PM
chicks and kicks

chikens und kickens
/no reps here neither/

Flighty
12-22-2010, 01:12 PM
chikens und kickens
/no reps here neither/

the hen and egg problem

(the habit to luxurious night life)))

Áóãîð
12-22-2010, 02:45 PM
the hen and egg problem

(the habit to luxurious night life)))

Gorillaz (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8Qp38qT-xI)feel good incorporated

Hallucinogen
12-22-2010, 03:37 PM
Gorillaz (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8Qp38qT-xI)feel good incorporated

spank your monkey

Flighty
12-22-2010, 05:47 PM
spank your monkey

Why do some people find spanking sexy and the others hate it?

Hallucinogen
12-22-2010, 06:20 PM
Why do some people find spanking sexy and the others hate it?

it's not about "sexy"
it's about natural pain-killers produced in your body in response to the pain

Flighty
12-22-2010, 06:25 PM
it's not about "sexy"
it's about natural pain-killers produced in your body in response to the pain

Why did you decide I should be the one being spanked?

Hallucinogen
12-22-2010, 06:26 PM
Why did you decide I should be the one being spanked?

i said - monkey, why do you think it's you ??

Flighty
12-22-2010, 06:28 PM
i said - monkey, why do you think it's you ??

Look again, you said “in your body” (comment #13010)
Who are you kidding?
:grum:

Hallucinogen
12-22-2010, 06:31 PM
Look again, you said “in your body” (comment #13010)
Who are you kidding?
:grum:

i said "spank your monkey"

(if you even know what does it mean...)
/i'm not gonna spank you.. ever.. you're not my monkey/

Flighty
12-22-2010, 06:34 PM
i said "spank your monkey"

(if you even know what does it mean...)
/i'm not gonna spank you.. ever.. you're not my monkey/

I'm on the safe ground then, lucky me.
:sfs:

Hallucinogen
12-22-2010, 06:35 PM
I'm on the safe ground then, lucky me.
:sfs:

you're more then safe
i'd say - you're the queen of safety

Flighty
12-22-2010, 06:40 PM
you're more then safe
i'd say - you're the queen of safety

Loss Prevention Department (Safety Kingdom)

Hallucinogen
12-22-2010, 06:42 PM
Loss Prevention Department (Safety Kingdom)

Preventive Departure (Lost Kingdom)

Flighty
12-22-2010, 06:49 PM
Preventive Departure (Lost Kingdom)

Lord's Kingdom on Earth

Serge7
12-22-2010, 06:51 PM
Lord's Kingdom on Earth Kingdom Come.. :)

Hallucinogen
12-22-2010, 06:52 PM
Lord's Kingdom on Earth

Dear Lord - we are sinners and we will always be
Have a mercy - leave us alone

Flighty
12-22-2010, 06:54 PM
Dear Lord - we are sinners and we will always be
Have a mercy - leave us alone

Lonely Bastards Dinner
(free Thanksgiving Dinner at church for lonely people)

Hallucinogen
12-22-2010, 06:55 PM
Lonely Bastards Dinner
(free Thanksgiving Dinner at church for lonely people)

crowd of lonely people

Flighty
12-22-2010, 07:01 PM
crowd of lonely people

getting lost in the crowd

mermaid
12-22-2010, 07:21 PM
getting lost in the crowd

hide and seek

Astrix
12-22-2010, 08:07 PM
hide and seek

It's like Sputnik

Hallucinogen
12-22-2010, 08:19 PM
It's like Sputnik

Nothing compares to Sputnik. It's a legend

mermaid
12-22-2010, 09:12 PM
Nothing compares to Sputnik. It's a legend

unmatched

Hallucinogen
12-22-2010, 09:14 PM
unmatched

matchmaker (for a small fee)

Flighty
12-22-2010, 10:12 PM
matchmaker (for a small fee)

Your match not always is your mate; your mate not always matches you
(it's not my thought, I just recently ran into this phrase)

Flighty
12-22-2010, 10:17 PM
(óïñ, íå òó ñòðàíèöó îòêðûëà)

Hallucinogen
12-22-2010, 10:27 PM
Your match not always is your mate; your mate not always matches you
(it's not my thought, I just recently ran into this phrase)

nobody is perfect

Flighty
12-22-2010, 10:38 PM
nobody is perfect

It works well only with those who realize it.

Hallucinogen
12-22-2010, 10:40 PM
It works well only with those who realize it.

it works evenly to all... i mean absolutely

Flighty
12-22-2010, 10:43 PM
it works evenly to all... i mean absolutely

Please, don’t “absolutely” me! Do you really believe in “absolute truth”?

Hallucinogen
12-22-2010, 10:44 PM
Please, don’t “absolutely” me! Do you really believe in “absolute truth”?

i truly believe in nothing, that is absolutely

Flighty
12-22-2010, 10:58 PM
i truly believe in nothing, that is absolutely

Neither do I
:rofl:

Hallucinogen
12-22-2010, 11:10 PM
Neither do I
:rofl:

- do you agree to take him as your ..... blah blah blah ... ?
- yes i do
- now, you. do you agree to take her as your ..... blah blah blah ... ?
- Neither do I (c)

Flighty
12-22-2010, 11:17 PM
- do you agree to take him as your ..... blah blah blah ... ?
- yes i do
- now, you. do you agree to take her as your ..... blah blah blah ... ?
- Neither do I (c)

It mean I'm FREE, then! - Lets celebrate
:leader::leader::leader:

Hallucinogen
12-22-2010, 11:20 PM
I'm FREE, then!

You free like that cheese

Flighty
12-22-2010, 11:22 PM
You free like that cheese

Give it a try
:sfs:

Hallucinogen
12-22-2010, 11:28 PM
Give it a try
:sfs:

i'd make it a cheeseburger

Flighty
12-22-2010, 11:45 PM
i'd make it a cheeseburger

I didn't think you're that cheap... I don't want to do anything with the fast food restaurants...
:27:

Hallucinogen
12-22-2010, 11:57 PM
I didn't think you're that cheap... I don't want to do anything with the fast food restaurants...
:27:

you're such a snob honey

Flighty
12-23-2010, 01:22 PM
you're such a snob honey

I like the sound of your voice when you call me "honey" (though, I don't necessarily like the word)...
As for being a little bit “snobby”… Well, who is spotless nowadays?
:27:

Hallucinogen
12-23-2010, 01:31 PM
I like the sound of your voice when you call me "honey" (though, I don't necessarily like the word)...
As for being a little bit “snobby”… Well, who is spotless nowadays?
:27:

you are (at least that what you claimed before)


I'm spotless. Would you believe?
:27:



http://forum.russianamerica.com/f/showpost.php?p=4591386&postcount=12985

Flighty
12-23-2010, 01:45 PM
you are (at least that what you claimed before)
http://forum.russianamerica.com/f/showpost.php?p=4591386&postcount=12985

You put me on the spot, poor me! )))
(But I would never even dream you may understand me so literally.)

Hallucinogen
12-23-2010, 10:44 PM
You put me on the spot, poor me! )))
(But I would never even dream you may understand me so literally.)

let's go back into the shadow

Flighty
12-24-2010, 12:18 PM
let's go back into the shadow

the shadows of the past

Hallucinogen
12-24-2010, 12:59 PM
the shadows of the past

the future built in the past

Flighty
12-24-2010, 01:37 PM
the future built in the past

back to the future

Ruta
12-24-2010, 03:50 PM
back to the future
time machine

Flighty
12-24-2010, 04:01 PM
time machine

washing machine
:leader:

Ruta
12-24-2010, 04:04 PM
washing machine
:leader:
laundry day (wearing cocktail dress to work)

Flighty
12-24-2010, 04:12 PM
laundry day (wearing cocktail dress to work)

and don't forget a diamond brooch it will go very well with that coctail dress

Ruta
12-24-2010, 04:17 PM
and don't forget a diamond brooch it will go very well with that coctail dress
got it!
plus high heels
plus glitter undies
plus...?

Flighty
12-24-2010, 04:19 PM
got it!
plus high heels
plus glitter undies
plus...?

no undies at all!!!
:grum:
and... now call the hubby to help you with the laundry

(ðåïû êîí÷èëèñü, ïðîøó ïðîùåíèÿ)

Ruta
12-24-2010, 04:22 PM
no undies at all!!!
:grum:
and... now call the hubby to help you with the laundry

(ðåïû êîí÷èëèñü, ïðîøó ïðîùåíèÿ)
:rofl:
nah... it's more fun this way!
so... going commando? me like it!!!

Flighty
12-24-2010, 04:26 PM
:rofl:
nah... it's more fun this way!
so... going commando? me like it!!!

Should we call the neighboor to join our party? - Oh, pardon me - our Laundry Day!
:grum:

Ruta
12-24-2010, 04:30 PM
Should we call the neighboor to join our party? - Oh, pardon me - our Laundry Day!
:grum:
only if he's got a tuxedo
... and no undies of course!
oh! and tell him to bring liquor... what kind of laundry day does not involve liquor? :1:

Hallucinogen
12-24-2010, 05:03 PM
speaking of washer, is it heavy duty machine ?
... i have an idea i'd like to try

Flighty
12-25-2010, 01:09 PM
speaking of washer, is it heavy duty machine ?
... i have an idea i'd like to try

Finally: we gotta COMPANY!
:leader:
Hey, everyone, refresh your drinks and let’s test that “heavy duty machine” of his!
:shy:

Hallucinogen
12-25-2010, 01:11 PM
Finally: we gotta COMPANY!
:leader:
Hey, everyone, refresh your drinks and let’s test that “heavy duty machine” of his!
:shy:

drank Queen

Flighty
12-25-2010, 01:15 PM
drank Queen

Show must go on!

Hallucinogen
12-25-2010, 01:18 PM
Show must go on!

peep show with happy ends

Flighty
12-25-2010, 01:20 PM
peep show with happy ends

I wonder what the difference is between a happy “end” and a happy “ending”…
:27:

Hallucinogen
12-25-2010, 01:22 PM
I wonder what the difference is between a happy “end” and a happy “ending”…
:27:

Flighty in wonder land

/íè ïîâåðèøü, íåòó ðåïåé, ÷òî çà íàïàñòü ïîä èêñìàñ ?/

Flighty
12-25-2010, 01:24 PM
Flighty in wonder land

/íè ïîâåðèøü, íåòó ðåïåé, ÷òî çà íàïàñòü ïîä èêñìàñ ?/

Never-ending adventure…
(âåðþ, âåðþ, íå ãîðþé, äàæå îáúÿñíåíèå çíàþ: ðàñïóòíè÷àåøü âîò ýòî âîò ñ äåôêàìè íàïðàâî è íàëåâî)))

Hallucinogen
12-25-2010, 01:35 PM
Never-ending adventure…
(âåðþ, âåðþ, íå ãîðþé, äàæå îáúÿñíåíèå çíàþ: ðàñïóòíè÷àåøü âîò ýòî âîò ñ äåôêàìè íàïðàâî è íàëåâî)))

äà, ìíå òîæå ïîðà
õîðîøî òåáå îòäîõíóòü íà äíå ðîæäåíèÿ
óâèäèìñÿ :52:

Flighty
12-26-2010, 02:43 PM
äà, ìíå òîæå ïîðà
õîðîøî òåáå îòäîõíóòü íà äíå ðîæäåíèÿ
óâèäèìñÿ :52:

(ñïàñèáî!)
He never showed up, though…

Hallucinogen
12-26-2010, 02:54 PM
(ñïàñèáî!)
He never showed up, though…

êòî, Èèñóñ ?! à òû íàäåÿëàñü ?

Flighty
12-26-2010, 05:34 PM
êòî, Èèñóñ ?! à òû íàäåÿëàñü ?

I sure did…
:27:

Hallucinogen
12-26-2010, 05:35 PM
I sure did…
:27:

he will come, sooner or rather later or (most likely) never...

Ïòèö
12-26-2010, 05:41 PM
he will come, sooner or rather later or (most likely) never...

Sooner or later
You're gonna be a woman hater
It's inevi-ta-BLE!

(c)

:evillaugh

Hallucinogen
12-26-2010, 05:43 PM
Sooner or later
You're gonna be a woman hater
It's inevi-ta-BLE!

(c)

:evillaugh

love is ...
hate is ...

http://www.accessrx.com/blog/files/media/image/love-hate-baby.jpg

Flighty
12-26-2010, 05:45 PM
love is ...
hate is ...

http://www.accessrx.com/blog/files/media/image/love-hate-baby.jpg

Love... Hate... It’s boring!
(Though, thank you for coming)

Àíõðí÷ñêîåÀõ
12-28-2010, 01:14 PM
Love... Hate... It’s boring!
(Though, thank you for coming)

Speaking of boring:
2009 was one boring World Series !:teufel:

Flighty
12-28-2010, 04:22 PM
Speaking of boring:
2009 was one boring World Series !:teufel:

Go, Cubs, go!!!
:leader::leader::leader:

Àíõðí÷ñêîåÀõ
12-28-2010, 05:20 PM
Go, Cubs, go!!!
:leader::leader::leader:

Cobb salad
(I'm hungryyyyyyy:18:)

Flighty
12-28-2010, 05:34 PM
Cobb salad
(I'm hungryyyyyyy:18:)

The hungry woman is extremely dangerous )))

Hallucinogen
12-28-2010, 05:58 PM
The hungry woman is extremely dangerous )))

strait-jacket on sale

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9lBbpKjxgio/SuPDBTNGhEI/AAAAAAAABG8/b-2J-CP2onY/s400/Strait+Jacket.jpg

Flighty
12-28-2010, 06:06 PM
strait-jacket on sale

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9lBbpKjxgio/SuPDBTNGhEI/AAAAAAAABG8/b-2J-CP2onY/s400/Strait+Jacket.jpg

Designer clothes are the only choice for any fashionable woman.

Hallucinogen
12-28-2010, 06:08 PM
Designer clothes are the only choice for any fashionable woman.

the better design, the less fabrics

http://www.the-bikini.com/amateurcontris/nicky1/bigimages/image009.jpg

Flighty
12-28-2010, 06:10 PM
the better design, the less fabrics

http://www.the-bikini.com/amateurcontris/nicky1/bigimages/image009.jpg

Really exclusive fabrics are way too expensive )))

Astrix
12-29-2010, 08:03 AM
Low cargo

Flighty
12-29-2010, 10:58 AM
Low cargo

low carb diet

Hallucinogen
12-29-2010, 11:50 AM
low carb diet

carbon footprint

nefertiti
12-29-2010, 12:43 PM
http://i50.tinypic.com/2r62q6s.jpg

Serge7
12-29-2010, 01:44 PM
Low cargo

Low-life )

Flighty
12-29-2010, 02:53 PM
Low-life )

Low rise jeans

Astrix
12-29-2010, 06:17 PM
Low rise jeans

Hidden massages

Flighty
12-29-2010, 06:32 PM
Hidden massages

a "butterfly" tattoo on her buttocks

Hallucinogen
12-29-2010, 08:03 PM
a "butterfly" tattoo on her buttocks

a "lily" tatoo on her shoulder :27:

Áóãîð
12-29-2010, 08:38 PM
a "lily" tatoo on her shoulder :27:

fifth amendment

Hallucinogen
12-29-2010, 08:39 PM
fifth amendment

fifth element

http://www.luxuo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/the-fifth-element.jpg

Áóãîð
12-29-2010, 08:47 PM
fifth element

http://www.luxuo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/the-fifth-element.jpg

óæîñáëÿ êîñòþì÷èê

particle accelerator

Ïòèö
12-30-2010, 02:43 AM
particle accelerator

smoke & mirrors

Flighty
12-30-2010, 11:12 AM
smoke & mirrors

wild Alaskan smoked salmon

http://www.seabear.com/images/catalog/products/large/Wild_Salmon_Side_Fillet_E.jpg

Yurikka
12-30-2010, 11:18 AM
wild Alaskan smoked salmon

http://www.seabear.com/images/catalog/products/large/Wild_Salmon_Side_Fillet_E.jpg

sarah palin

Hallucinogen
12-30-2010, 11:19 AM
sarah palin

dead moose, pregnant teens

Flighty
12-30-2010, 11:22 AM
dead moose, pregnant teens

Elton John became a Daddy
:27:

Yurikka
12-30-2010, 11:29 AM
Elton John became a Daddy
:27:

immaculate conception...:)

Flighty
12-30-2010, 11:33 AM
immaculate conception...:)

conception and contraception

Yurikka
12-30-2010, 11:35 AM
conception and contraception

vagina...

Flighty
12-30-2010, 11:40 AM
vagina...

A self-respecting vagina only chooses a phallus and always ignores a penis.
:grum:

(ðåï íåò!!!)

Hallucinogen
12-30-2010, 12:11 PM
A self-respecting vagina only chooses a phallus and always ignores a penis.
:grum:

(ðåï íåò!!!)

self-service ( help yourself)

Flighty
12-30-2010, 12:22 PM
self-service ( help yourself)

American hosptality
:27:

Àíõðí÷ñêîåÀõ
12-31-2010, 01:50 AM
American hosptality
:27:

complimentary chocolates on the pillow

Serge7
12-31-2010, 02:28 AM
complimentary chocolates on the pillow Therapeutic Pillow, Memory foam, Back supports, Cushions ... )

Astrix
12-31-2010, 06:09 PM
Star light,
Star right,
First star rising tonight
I wish, I knew,
I wish, I right,
Every wish,
I wish tonight
:wink1:

Hallucinogen
12-31-2010, 06:35 PM
Star light,
Star right,
First star rising tonight
I wish, I knew,
I wish, I right,
Every wish,
I wish tonight
:wink1:

be extremely careful what you wish for

Astrix
12-31-2010, 06:40 PM
be extremely careful what you wish for

The world is not enough

Hallucinogen
12-31-2010, 06:44 PM
The world is not enough

I've got the world on a string,
sittin' on a rainbow
got the string around my finger
what a world, what a life, I'm in love!

Ruta
12-31-2010, 07:01 PM
I've got the world on a string,
sittin' on a rainbow
got the string around my finger
what a world, what a life, I'm in love!

Love and marriage, love and marriage
Go together like a horse and carriage
This I tell you brother
You can't have one without the other

Hallucinogen
12-31-2010, 07:10 PM
Go together like a horse and carriage
You can't have one without the other

unfounded statement, in other words - nonsense

Ruta
01-01-2011, 10:08 PM
unfounded statement, in other words - nonsense
skeptic
http://www.skeptic.com

Serge7
01-01-2011, 10:15 PM
skeptic
http://www.skeptic.com Disbeliever ))

Ruta
01-01-2011, 10:16 PM
Disbeliever ))
proof!!! :)

Serge7
01-01-2011, 10:27 PM
proof!!! :) Impervious! :lol:

Flighty
01-03-2011, 11:26 AM
Impervious! :lol:

cold bastard...
:27:

Hallucinogen
01-03-2011, 11:44 AM
cold bastard...
:27:

winter !
it's the most wonderful time of the year ! (3 times)

Flighty
01-03-2011, 11:50 AM
winter !
it's the most wonderful time of the year ! (3 times)

Lady de Winter
(once is enough)

Hallucinogen
01-03-2011, 11:54 AM
Lady de Winter
(once is enough)

lady de la gaga
(that's not what she said)

Flighty
01-03-2011, 11:58 AM
lady de la gaga
(that's not what she said)

"the geese saved Rome"

Ruta
01-03-2011, 12:29 PM
"the geese saved Rome"
foie gras

nefertiti
01-03-2011, 12:37 PM
http://clearwisdom.net/emh/article_images/2004-9-1-longshan9.jpg

Ruta
01-03-2011, 12:39 PM
http://clearwisdom.net/emh/article_images/2004-9-1-longshan9.jpg
omg! what is it?!!

nefertiti
01-03-2011, 12:41 PM
ýòî îäèí èç ìåòîäîâ ïûòîê â ñîâðåìåííîì Êèòàå, force feeding.
òàê æå (ïî÷òè)êîðìÿò ãóñÿ ÷òîáû âûðàñòèòü ïå÷åíü

Hallucinogen
01-03-2011, 12:41 PM
÷î ýòà ?


õòòï://öëåàðùèñäîì.íåò/åìõ/àðòèöëå_èìàãåñ/2004-9-1-ëîíãøàí9.éïã

nefertiti
01-03-2011, 12:43 PM
÷î ýòà ?


just explained... above

Hallucinogen
01-03-2011, 12:45 PM
just explained... above

i'm not as stupid as i look
(i've already read, thanks)

Ruta
01-03-2011, 12:51 PM
i'm not as stupid as i look
(i've already read, thanks)
actually you look confident and self-content :)

Flighty
01-03-2011, 01:18 PM
actually you look confident and self-content :)

Even a little bit arrogant
:grum:

Hallucinogen
01-03-2011, 01:47 PM
Even a little bit arrogant
:grum:

blessed - thats what you mean ?

Flighty
01-03-2011, 03:43 PM
blessed - thats what you mean ?

God bless the child

Astrix
01-03-2011, 05:12 PM
God bless the child

Deep sense

Hallucinogen
01-03-2011, 05:14 PM
Deep sense

vivid view

Rodent
01-03-2011, 05:17 PM
vivid view

blind date

Astrix
01-03-2011, 05:18 PM
blind date

Iguana

Hallucinogen
01-03-2011, 05:19 PM
Iguana

breakfast of the champion

Rodent
01-03-2011, 05:20 PM
breakfast of the champion

low carb diet

Astrix
01-03-2011, 05:20 PM
breakfast of the champion

Oops

Astrix
01-03-2011, 05:21 PM
low carb diet

Brain buzz

Flighty
01-03-2011, 05:24 PM
Brain buzz

brain fart
:27:

Hallucinogen
01-03-2011, 05:27 PM
brain fart
:27:

speechless 8O

Flighty
01-03-2011, 05:29 PM
speechless 8O

breathless...

Rodent
01-03-2011, 05:30 PM
breathless...

CPR

Flighty
01-03-2011, 05:30 PM
CPR

First Aid kit
:leader:

Áóãîð
01-03-2011, 07:48 PM
First Aid kit
:leader:

defibrillator

Hallucinogen
01-03-2011, 07:50 PM
defibrillator

spark plugs

Flighty
01-04-2011, 11:31 AM
spark plugs

Plugging in and tuning out

Astrix
01-04-2011, 06:25 PM
Plugging in and tuning out

Remove before flight

Flighty
01-04-2011, 09:30 PM
Remove before flight

buckle up and stop texting while driving

mermaid
01-04-2011, 10:29 PM
buckle up and stop texting while driving

and don't drink and drive :kos:

Rodent
01-04-2011, 10:29 PM
and don't drink and drive :kos:

objects in mirror are closer than they appear

Hallucinogen
01-04-2011, 10:31 PM
objects in mirror are closer than they appear

UF object

Áóãîð
01-04-2011, 11:26 PM
UF object

NORAD

Flighty
01-05-2011, 10:12 AM
NORAD

Join our N.O.R.A.D. mailing list, and you will receive about 250 spam letters every day.
:rolleyes:

Yurikka
01-05-2011, 10:14 AM
Join our N.O.R.A.D. mailing list, and you will receive about 250 spam letters every day.
:rolleyes:

spam
http://www.spam.com/ASSETS/0EE75B480E5B450F807117E06219CDA6/spamReg.png

Flighty
01-05-2011, 10:18 AM
spam
http://www.spam.com/ASSETS/0EE75B480E5B450F807117E06219CDA6/spamReg.png

"...I'm loving it..."
(though, personally, I hate fastfood!)

Yurikka
01-05-2011, 10:24 AM
"...I'm loving it..."
(though, personally, I hate fastfood!)

I'm still loving you.... (scorpions)

Flighty
01-05-2011, 12:34 PM
I'm still loving you.... (scorpions)

"... it's too late to apologize, it's too late..."

Àíõðí÷ñêîåÀõ
01-06-2011, 06:37 PM
"... it's too late to apologize, it's too late..."

He apologized for accusing her falsely.

Flighty
01-06-2011, 06:40 PM
He apologized for accusing her falsely.

He had forgotten to put his false teeth in...

Àíõðí÷ñêîåÀõ
01-06-2011, 06:43 PM
He had forgotten to put his false teeth in...

When did they start putting photos of missing patients on the toothpaste?

Flighty
01-06-2011, 06:46 PM
When did they start putting photos of missing patients on the toothpaste?

Do you floss your teeth every day? (èç îïðîñíèêà äàíòèñòà)

(áëèí, ÑÍÎÂÀ ðåïû çàêîí÷èëèñü!!!)

Spartacus
01-06-2011, 11:43 PM
Do you floss your teeth every day? (èç îïðîñíèêà äàíòèñòà)

(áëèí, ÑÍÎÂÀ ðåïû çàêîí÷èëèñü!!!)

Excessive flossing is A factor in one third of all fatal incidents of missing toothpaste inside the patients!
<statistical data, IMF.org, 01 April 2001>

Flighty
01-07-2011, 09:35 AM
Excessive flossing is A factor in one third of all fatal incidents of missing toothpaste inside the patients!
<statistical data, IMF.org, 01 April 2001>


A femme fatale
:27:

Serge7
01-07-2011, 09:47 AM
A femme fatale
:27: A mysterious and seductive Woman .. )

Flighty
01-07-2011, 11:03 AM
A mysterious and seductive Woman .. )

"Take Lunesta right before you get in bed, not sooner...
:64:
Your doctor will tell you if you can take Lunesta…
Ask your doctor if Lunesta is right for you…"

Hallucinogen
01-07-2011, 12:43 PM
"Take Lunesta right before you get in bed, not sooner...
:64:
Your doctor will tell you if you can take Lunesta…
Ask your doctor if Lunesta is right for you…"

but doctor said "no more monkey jumping on your bed"

Flighty
01-07-2011, 03:12 PM
but doctor said "no more monkey jumping on your bed"

It's bedtime!

http://jacketupload.macmillanusa.com/jackets/high_res/jpgs/9780753462096.jpg

Àíõðí÷ñêîåÀõ
01-07-2011, 05:36 PM
Do you floss your teeth every day? (èç îïðîñíèêà äàíòèñòà)

(áëèí, ÑÍÎÂÀ ðåïû çàêîí÷èëèñü!!!)

butt floss :shy:

Hallucinogen
01-07-2011, 05:39 PM
butt floss :shy:

glossy cheeks

Àíõðí÷ñêîåÀõ
01-07-2011, 05:42 PM
glossy cheeks

pocket size packages :rofl:

Hallucinogen
01-07-2011, 05:48 PM
pocket size packages :rofl:

madame knows what to do

Àíõðí÷ñêîåÀõ
01-07-2011, 05:57 PM
madame knows what to do

To do or not to do ,
That is the question....:rolleyes:

Flighty
01-07-2011, 06:42 PM
To do or not to do ,
That is the question....:rolleyes:

25 most weird interview questions

Hallucinogen
01-07-2011, 06:44 PM
25 most weird interview questions

¹25: are you male or female ?

Flighty
01-07-2011, 06:50 PM
¹25: are you male or female ?

Whom would you prefer?
:27:

Hallucinogen
01-07-2011, 06:52 PM
Whom would you prefer?
:27:

#24: how do you do ? (do what ?)

Flighty
01-07-2011, 06:56 PM
#24: how do you do ? (do what ?)

I see you’re an Englishman. That’s cute! So, how do you like America?

Hallucinogen
01-07-2011, 07:25 PM
I see you’re an Englishman. That’s cute! So, how do you like America?

¹23: Are you as stupid as you look ?

Flighty
01-07-2011, 07:30 PM
¹23: Are you as stupid as you look ?

Jeez, I didn’t know you’re so touchy about your origin…

Hallucinogen
01-07-2011, 07:49 PM
Jeez, I didn’t know you’re so touchy about your origin…

No touchy, only looky
(streap-bar regulation)

Flighty
01-07-2011, 08:02 PM
No touchy, only looky
(streap-bar regulation)

look what you have done

Ruta
01-07-2011, 08:03 PM
look what you have done
what?? (suddenly got very suspicious)

Flighty
01-07-2011, 08:05 PM
what?? (suddenly got very suspicious)

immediately report any suspicious activity!

Ruta
01-07-2011, 08:07 PM
immediately report any suspicious activity!
Dora the Explorer playing the spy game

Hallucinogen
01-07-2011, 08:11 PM
look what you have done

wasn't me
(looks at the ceiling innocently)

Flighty
01-07-2011, 08:15 PM
wasn't me
(looks at the ceiling innocently)

“If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it must be a duck"

Hallucinogen
01-07-2011, 08:17 PM
“If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it must be a duck"

kill the duck

Flighty
01-07-2011, 08:24 PM
kill the duck

Dick Cheney in Little Bush cartoon
(îí òàì áåñêîíå÷íî ñâîðà÷èâàåò ãîëîâû ïòè÷êàì è ïü¸ò èõ êðîâü ñî ñâèñòîì - áýýýýý....)

Àíõðí÷ñêîåÀõ
01-07-2011, 09:35 PM
Dick Cheney in Little Bush cartoon
(îí òàì áåñêîíå÷íî ñâîðà÷èâàåò ãîëîâû ïòè÷êàì è ïü¸ò èõ êðîâü ñî ñâèñòîì - áýýýýý....)

Ozzzzzzzi

Hallucinogen
01-08-2011, 12:05 AM
Ozzzzzzzi

Alice Cooper !

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Ec_UoO7YgUM/TM6zMeHgysI/AAAAAAAAD7M/Z2_dEVnZl9s/s1600/alice-cooper.jpg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SI1aMEEOAg



We're spinning round on this ball of hate
There's no parole, there's no great escape
We're sentenced here until the end of days
And then my brother there's a price to pay

We're only human, we were born to die
Without the benefit of reason why
We live for pleasure - to be satisfied
And now it's over there's no place to hide

Why don't you, come down to
It's such a brutal planet
It's such an ugly world
Why won't you, come down to

"This world is such perfection" (What a sight)
"It's just like paradise" (For my eyes)
"A truly grand creation" (What a sight)
"From up here it looks so nice" (For my eyes)

It's such a brutal planet
It's such a living hell
It was a holy garden
That's right where Adam fell
It's where the bite was taken
It's where we chose to sin
It's where we first were naked
This is where our death begins

We took advice from that deceiving snake
He said don't worry it's a piece of cake
And sent us swimming in a burning lake
Now we're abandoned here for heaven's sake

Why don't you, come down to
It's such a brutal planet
It's such an ugly world
Why won't you, come down to

"This world is such perfection" (What a sight)
"It's just like paradise" (For my eyes)
"A truly grand creation" (What a sight)
"From up here it looks so nice" (For my eyes)

Here's where we keep the armies
Here's where we write their names
Here's where the money god is
Here's our famous hall of shame
Here's where we starve the hungry
Here's where we cheat the poor
Here's where we beat the children
Here is where we pay the whore

Why don't you, come down to
It's such a brutal planet
It's such an ugly world
Why won't you, come down to

"This world is such perfection" (What a sight)
"It's just like paradise" (For my eyes)
"A truly grand creation" (What a sight)
"From up here it looks so nice" (For my eyes)

Right here we stoned the prophets
Built idols out of mud
Right here we fed the lions
Christian flesh and Christian blood
Down here is where we hung ya
Upon an ugly cross
Over there we filled the ovens
Right here the holocaust

Àíõðí÷ñêîåÀõ
01-08-2011, 03:23 AM
Alice Cooper !

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Ec_UoO7YgUM/TM6zMeHgysI/AAAAAAAAD7M/Z2_dEVnZl9s/s1600/alice-cooper.jpg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SI1aMEEOAg

He's a maniac..maniac...
(ïåðåôðàçèðîâàíî)

Flighty
01-08-2011, 11:52 AM
He's a maniac..maniac...
(ïåðåôðàçèðîâàíî)

maniacal depressive psychosis

Serge7
01-08-2011, 02:31 PM
maniacal depressive psychosis Manic Nirvana.. )

Flighty
01-08-2011, 03:05 PM
Manic Nirvana.. )

heroin addiction signs

Astrix
01-10-2011, 04:09 PM
True grit

Flighty
01-10-2011, 07:08 PM
True grit

true love

Ruta
01-10-2011, 07:45 PM
true love
unicorn

Hallucinogen
01-10-2011, 07:49 PM
unicorn

corndog

(still no reps)

Ruta
01-10-2011, 07:54 PM
corndog

(still no reps)
anything-on-the-stick

Hallucinogen
01-10-2011, 07:57 PM
anything-on-the-stick
jalapeno on a stick
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/523255/comedian_jeff_dunham/

Ruta
01-10-2011, 08:06 PM
jalapeno on a stick
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/523255/comedian_jeff_dunham/
thank you
I like him too (he's gonna be in MN next month)

hot and spicy... still on a stick

Àíõðí÷ñêîåÀõ
01-11-2011, 03:21 PM
thank you
I like him too (he's gonna be in MN next month)

hot and spicy... still on a stick

Stick figure

Flighty
01-11-2011, 04:37 PM
Stick figure

I can’t figure out why my ex keeps calling me.
:27:

Ruta
01-11-2011, 04:41 PM
I can’t figure out why my ex keeps calling me.
:27:
may be because you are charming, and he can't find anyone like you? :)

Flighty
01-11-2011, 04:48 PM
may be because you are charming, and he can't find anyone like you? :)

I'll wait for my Prince Charming
:grum:

Àíõðí÷ñêîåÀõ
01-11-2011, 05:09 PM
I'll wait for my Prince Charming
:grum:

Sinde-freaking-rella :)
( no personal offense !)

Hallucinogen
01-11-2011, 05:18 PM
I can’t figure out why my ex keeps calling me.
:27:

everyone deserves second chance

Flighty
01-11-2011, 05:27 PM
everyone deserves second chance

second hand husbands Chicago, IL 60660

/ðåïû òîêà ÷òî âûøëè/

Àíõðí÷ñêîåÀõ
01-11-2011, 05:33 PM
second hand husbands Chicago, IL 60660

/ðåïû òîêà ÷òî âûøëè/

Which Trift store you said? :rolleyes:

Flighty
01-11-2011, 06:33 PM
Which Trift store you said? :rolleyes:

You can easily find’em at the 20th Annual Magnificent Mile “Second Hand Husbands” Festival which starts to-morrow at 2pm
(2 used hubbies will be given for free to each one of the new owners)

Àíõðí÷ñêîåÀõ
01-11-2011, 06:35 PM
You can easily find’em at the 20th Annual Magnificent Mile “Second Hand Husbands” Festival which starts to-morrow at 2pm
(2 used hubbies will be given for free to each one of the new owners)

Buy four(4) toilets and get one (1) roll of toilet paper free :wink1:

Flighty
01-12-2011, 12:21 PM
Buy four(4) toilets and get one (1) roll of toilet paper free :wink1:

(slightly changing the topic)
“…freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose”

Ruta
01-12-2011, 12:26 PM
(slightly changing the topic)
“…freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose”

All we have to do now
Is take these lies and make them true somehow
All we have to see
Is that I don't belong to you
And you don't belong to me
Freedom
You've gotta give for what you take
Freedom
You've gotta give for what you take

George Michael "Freedom"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diYAc7gB-0A

Flighty
01-12-2011, 12:44 PM
All we have to do now
Is take these lies and make them true somehow
All we have to see
Is that I don't belong to you
And you don't belong to me
Freedom
You've gotta give for what you take
Freedom
You've gotta give for what you take

George Michael "Freedom"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diYAc7gB-0A

sometimes it's better to leave to save what's left of your relationship

Áóãîð
01-12-2011, 07:25 PM
sometimes it's better to leave to save what's left of your relationship

this is some complicated shit :grum:

Flighty
01-12-2011, 08:13 PM
this is some complicated shit :grum:

Is swearing a sign of a limited vocabulary?
:27:

Hallucinogen
01-12-2011, 08:19 PM
Is swearing a sign of a limited vocabulary?
:27:

it's a sign of emotional and spiritual wealth

Flighty
01-12-2011, 08:29 PM
it's a sign of emotional and spiritual wealth

Be happy, healthy and wealthy!
:leader::leader::leader:

Hallucinogen
01-12-2011, 08:31 PM
Be happy, healthy and wealthy!
:leader::leader::leader:

the principles of the life (happy one)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVR7tEUzIL0&has_verified=1

Ruta
01-13-2011, 12:05 AM
the principles of the life (happy one)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVR7tEUzIL0&has_verified=1
Enigma - Return To Innocence
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk_sAHh9s08&feature=related

Hallucinogen
01-13-2011, 12:20 AM
Enigma - Return To Innocence
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk_sAHh9s08&feature=related

i wish i was smart and innocent

Ruta
01-13-2011, 12:40 AM
i wish i was smart and innocent
Marry-freaking-Poppins

Serge7
01-13-2011, 01:22 AM
Marry-freaking-Poppins Bloody-Freaking-Mary :))

Astrix
01-13-2011, 08:51 AM
Mery go round

Àíõðí÷ñêîåÀõ
01-13-2011, 01:43 PM
Mery go round

"Couldn't ! Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Didn't! Can't! Won't!"
(screams from delivery room)

Ruta
01-13-2011, 01:47 PM
"Couldn't ! Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Didn't! Can't! Won't!"
(screams from delivery room)
the miracle of birth :)

Àíõðí÷ñêîåÀõ
01-13-2011, 02:20 PM
the miracle of birth :)

Circle of Life

Ruta
01-13-2011, 02:23 PM
Circle of Life
Elton John

Àíõðí÷ñêîåÀõ
01-13-2011, 02:37 PM
Elton John

designer eyewear

Hallucinogen
01-13-2011, 06:26 PM
designer eyewear

sarah palin's sexy glasses

Àíõðí÷ñêîåÀõ
01-13-2011, 06:30 PM
sarah palin's sexy glasses

This ones?

Hallucinogen
01-13-2011, 06:35 PM
This ones?

you got it !
arent they sexy ?

Flighty
01-13-2011, 06:37 PM
This ones?

once upon a time in America...

Flighty
01-13-2011, 06:40 PM
you got it !
arent they sexy ?

sureIgatcha
:grum:

Àíõðí÷ñêîåÀõ
01-13-2011, 06:54 PM
once upon a time in America...

Ìàêàðîíèíà ÄåÍèðî

Flighty
01-13-2011, 07:01 PM
Ìàêàðîíèíà ÄåÍèðî

Limoncello from Danny DeVito

http://www.wittyswine.com/labels/B04201.jpg

Àíõðí÷ñêîåÀõ
01-13-2011, 07:08 PM
Limoncello from Danny DeVito

http://www.wittyswine.com/labels/B04201.jpg

Is there short , stockey , bold guy in this bottle that we usually call Gin?

Ruta
01-13-2011, 07:11 PM
Is there short , stockey , bold guy in this bottle that we usually call Gin?
we must have different bottles, 'cause my Gin ain't short :1:

Hallucinogen
01-13-2011, 07:23 PM
/*
ÌÃÈÌÎ îñòàâëÿåò ñëåäû...
http://img.izismile.com/img/img4/20110112/640/daily_picdump_590_640_08.jpg
*/

Flighty
01-13-2011, 07:29 PM
/*
ÌÃÈÌÎ îñòàâëÿåò ñëåäû...
http://img.izismile.com/img/img4/20110112/640/daily_picdump_590_640_08.jpg
*/

the best interpretation I have ever seen
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Hallucinogen
01-13-2011, 07:31 PM
I have ever seen
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I've seen things...

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain. Time to die.

Flighty
01-13-2011, 07:46 PM
I've seen things...

"To Everything (Turn, Turn, Turn)
There is a season (Turn, Turn, Turn)
And a time to every purpose, under Heaven

A time to be born, a time to die
A time to plant, a time to reap
A time to kill, a time to heal
A time to laugh, a time to weep..."

The Byrds "Turn! Turn! Turn!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4ga_M5Zdn4

Ruta
01-13-2011, 07:55 PM
"To Everything (Turn, Turn, Turn)
There is a season (Turn, Turn, Turn)
And a time to every purpose, under Heaven

...

Radiohead "Videotape"

When I'm at the pearly gates
This'll be on my videotape
My videotape
My videotape

When Mephistopheles is just beneath
And he's reaching up to grab me

This is one for the good days
And I have it all here
In red blue green
In red blue green

You are my center when I spin away
Out of control on videotape
On videotape

This is my way of saying goodbye
Because I can't do it face to face
So I'm talking to you before it's too late

No matter what happens now
I shouldn't be afraid
Because I know today has been the most perfect day I've ever seen.

Astrix
01-13-2011, 08:06 PM
Season of The witch

Ruta
01-13-2011, 08:09 PM
Season of The witch

"House MD" new season