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Hallucinogen
12-22-2010, 12:51 AM
it's a commonplace thing to say
(you're secretive)
i never said im special
/look, who's speaking of secrecy :rofl: /
Flighty
12-22-2010, 12:55 AM
i never said im special
/look, who's speaking of secrecy :rofl: /
never say never (I hate this phrase, though)
don't look at me, you make me blush
Hallucinogen
12-22-2010, 01:05 AM
never say never (I hate this phrase, though)
don't look at me, you make me blush
not my favourite phrase neither
/love to see blush on your cheeks/
Flighty
12-22-2010, 12:22 PM
not my favourite phrase neither
/love to see blush on your cheeks/
chicks and kicks (lets shift the topic a little)
/I'm glad you liked it/
(óïñ, ðåïà åù¸ íå íàðîñëà...)
Hallucinogen
12-22-2010, 12:50 PM
chicks and kicks
chikens und kickens
/no reps here neither/
Flighty
12-22-2010, 01:12 PM
chikens und kickens
/no reps here neither/
the hen and egg problem
(the habit to luxurious night life)))
Áóãîð
12-22-2010, 02:45 PM
the hen and egg problem
(the habit to luxurious night life)))
Gorillaz (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8Qp38qT-xI)feel good incorporated
Hallucinogen
12-22-2010, 03:37 PM
Gorillaz (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8Qp38qT-xI)feel good incorporated
spank your monkey
Flighty
12-22-2010, 05:47 PM
spank your monkey
Why do some people find spanking sexy and the others hate it?
Hallucinogen
12-22-2010, 06:20 PM
Why do some people find spanking sexy and the others hate it?
it's not about "sexy"
it's about natural pain-killers produced in your body in response to the pain
Flighty
12-22-2010, 06:25 PM
it's not about "sexy"
it's about natural pain-killers produced in your body in response to the pain
Why did you decide I should be the one being spanked?
Hallucinogen
12-22-2010, 06:26 PM
Why did you decide I should be the one being spanked?
i said - monkey, why do you think it's you ??
Flighty
12-22-2010, 06:28 PM
i said - monkey, why do you think it's you ??
Look again, you said “in your body” (comment #13010)
Who are you kidding?
:grum:
Hallucinogen
12-22-2010, 06:31 PM
Look again, you said “in your body” (comment #13010)
Who are you kidding?
:grum:
i said "spank your monkey"
(if you even know what does it mean...)
/i'm not gonna spank you.. ever.. you're not my monkey/
Flighty
12-22-2010, 06:34 PM
i said "spank your monkey"
(if you even know what does it mean...)
/i'm not gonna spank you.. ever.. you're not my monkey/
I'm on the safe ground then, lucky me.
:sfs:
Hallucinogen
12-22-2010, 06:35 PM
I'm on the safe ground then, lucky me.
:sfs:
you're more then safe
i'd say - you're the queen of safety
Flighty
12-22-2010, 06:40 PM
you're more then safe
i'd say - you're the queen of safety
Loss Prevention Department (Safety Kingdom)
Hallucinogen
12-22-2010, 06:42 PM
Loss Prevention Department (Safety Kingdom)
Preventive Departure (Lost Kingdom)
Flighty
12-22-2010, 06:49 PM
Preventive Departure (Lost Kingdom)
Lord's Kingdom on Earth
Serge7
12-22-2010, 06:51 PM
Lord's Kingdom on Earth Kingdom Come.. :)
Hallucinogen
12-22-2010, 06:52 PM
Lord's Kingdom on Earth
Dear Lord - we are sinners and we will always be
Have a mercy - leave us alone
Flighty
12-22-2010, 06:54 PM
Dear Lord - we are sinners and we will always be
Have a mercy - leave us alone
Lonely Bastards Dinner
(free Thanksgiving Dinner at church for lonely people)
Hallucinogen
12-22-2010, 06:55 PM
Lonely Bastards Dinner
(free Thanksgiving Dinner at church for lonely people)
crowd of lonely people
Flighty
12-22-2010, 07:01 PM
crowd of lonely people
getting lost in the crowd
mermaid
12-22-2010, 07:21 PM
getting lost in the crowd
hide and seek
Astrix
12-22-2010, 08:07 PM
hide and seek
It's like Sputnik
Hallucinogen
12-22-2010, 08:19 PM
It's like Sputnik
Nothing compares to Sputnik. It's a legend
mermaid
12-22-2010, 09:12 PM
Nothing compares to Sputnik. It's a legend
unmatched
Hallucinogen
12-22-2010, 09:14 PM
unmatched
matchmaker (for a small fee)
Flighty
12-22-2010, 10:12 PM
matchmaker (for a small fee)
Your match not always is your mate; your mate not always matches you
(it's not my thought, I just recently ran into this phrase)
Flighty
12-22-2010, 10:17 PM
(óïñ, íå òó ñòðàíèöó îòêðûëà)
Hallucinogen
12-22-2010, 10:27 PM
Your match not always is your mate; your mate not always matches you
(it's not my thought, I just recently ran into this phrase)
nobody is perfect
Flighty
12-22-2010, 10:38 PM
nobody is perfect
It works well only with those who realize it.
Hallucinogen
12-22-2010, 10:40 PM
It works well only with those who realize it.
it works evenly to all... i mean absolutely
Flighty
12-22-2010, 10:43 PM
it works evenly to all... i mean absolutely
Please, don’t “absolutely” me! Do you really believe in “absolute truth”?
Hallucinogen
12-22-2010, 10:44 PM
Please, don’t “absolutely” me! Do you really believe in “absolute truth”?
i truly believe in nothing, that is absolutely
Flighty
12-22-2010, 10:58 PM
i truly believe in nothing, that is absolutely
Neither do I
:rofl:
Hallucinogen
12-22-2010, 11:10 PM
Neither do I
:rofl:
- do you agree to take him as your ..... blah blah blah ... ?
- yes i do
- now, you. do you agree to take her as your ..... blah blah blah ... ?
- Neither do I (c)
Flighty
12-22-2010, 11:17 PM
- do you agree to take him as your ..... blah blah blah ... ?
- yes i do
- now, you. do you agree to take her as your ..... blah blah blah ... ?
- Neither do I (c)
It mean I'm FREE, then! - Lets celebrate
:leader::leader::leader:
Hallucinogen
12-22-2010, 11:20 PM
I'm FREE, then!
You free like that cheese
Flighty
12-22-2010, 11:22 PM
You free like that cheese
Give it a try
:sfs:
Hallucinogen
12-22-2010, 11:28 PM
Give it a try
:sfs:
i'd make it a cheeseburger
Flighty
12-22-2010, 11:45 PM
i'd make it a cheeseburger
I didn't think you're that cheap... I don't want to do anything with the fast food restaurants...
:27:
Hallucinogen
12-22-2010, 11:57 PM
I didn't think you're that cheap... I don't want to do anything with the fast food restaurants...
:27:
you're such a snob honey
Flighty
12-23-2010, 01:22 PM
you're such a snob honey
I like the sound of your voice when you call me "honey" (though, I don't necessarily like the word)...
As for being a little bit “snobby”… Well, who is spotless nowadays?
:27:
Hallucinogen
12-23-2010, 01:31 PM
I like the sound of your voice when you call me "honey" (though, I don't necessarily like the word)...
As for being a little bit “snobby”… Well, who is spotless nowadays?
:27:
you are (at least that what you claimed before)
I'm spotless. Would you believe?
:27:
http://forum.russianamerica.com/f/showpost.php?p=4591386&postcount=12985
Flighty
12-23-2010, 01:45 PM
you are (at least that what you claimed before)
http://forum.russianamerica.com/f/showpost.php?p=4591386&postcount=12985
You put me on the spot, poor me! )))
(But I would never even dream you may understand me so literally.)
Hallucinogen
12-23-2010, 10:44 PM
You put me on the spot, poor me! )))
(But I would never even dream you may understand me so literally.)
let's go back into the shadow
Flighty
12-24-2010, 12:18 PM
let's go back into the shadow
the shadows of the past
Hallucinogen
12-24-2010, 12:59 PM
the shadows of the past
the future built in the past
Flighty
12-24-2010, 01:37 PM
the future built in the past
back to the future
back to the future
time machine
Flighty
12-24-2010, 04:01 PM
time machine
washing machine
:leader:
washing machine
:leader:
laundry day (wearing cocktail dress to work)
Flighty
12-24-2010, 04:12 PM
laundry day (wearing cocktail dress to work)
and don't forget a diamond brooch it will go very well with that coctail dress
and don't forget a diamond brooch it will go very well with that coctail dress
got it!
plus high heels
plus glitter undies
plus...?
Flighty
12-24-2010, 04:19 PM
got it!
plus high heels
plus glitter undies
plus...?
no undies at all!!!
:grum:
and... now call the hubby to help you with the laundry
(ðåïû êîí÷èëèñü, ïðîøó ïðîùåíèÿ)
no undies at all!!!
:grum:
and... now call the hubby to help you with the laundry
(ðåïû êîí÷èëèñü, ïðîøó ïðîùåíèÿ)
:rofl:
nah... it's more fun this way!
so... going commando? me like it!!!
Flighty
12-24-2010, 04:26 PM
:rofl:
nah... it's more fun this way!
so... going commando? me like it!!!
Should we call the neighboor to join our party? - Oh, pardon me - our Laundry Day!
:grum:
Should we call the neighboor to join our party? - Oh, pardon me - our Laundry Day!
:grum:
only if he's got a tuxedo
... and no undies of course!
oh! and tell him to bring liquor... what kind of laundry day does not involve liquor? :1:
Hallucinogen
12-24-2010, 05:03 PM
speaking of washer, is it heavy duty machine ?
... i have an idea i'd like to try
Flighty
12-25-2010, 01:09 PM
speaking of washer, is it heavy duty machine ?
... i have an idea i'd like to try
Finally: we gotta COMPANY!
:leader:
Hey, everyone, refresh your drinks and let’s test that “heavy duty machine” of his!
:shy:
Hallucinogen
12-25-2010, 01:11 PM
Finally: we gotta COMPANY!
:leader:
Hey, everyone, refresh your drinks and let’s test that “heavy duty machine” of his!
:shy:
drank Queen
Flighty
12-25-2010, 01:15 PM
drank Queen
Show must go on!
Hallucinogen
12-25-2010, 01:18 PM
Show must go on!
peep show with happy ends
Flighty
12-25-2010, 01:20 PM
peep show with happy ends
I wonder what the difference is between a happy “end” and a happy “ending”…
:27:
Hallucinogen
12-25-2010, 01:22 PM
I wonder what the difference is between a happy “end” and a happy “ending”…
:27:
Flighty in wonder land
/íè ïîâåðèøü, íåòó ðåïåé, ÷òî çà íàïàñòü ïîä èêñìàñ ?/
Flighty
12-25-2010, 01:24 PM
Flighty in wonder land
/íè ïîâåðèøü, íåòó ðåïåé, ÷òî çà íàïàñòü ïîä èêñìàñ ?/
Never-ending adventure…
(âåðþ, âåðþ, íå ãîðþé, äàæå îáúÿñíåíèå çíàþ: ðàñïóòíè÷àåøü âîò ýòî âîò ñ äåôêàìè íàïðàâî è íàëåâî)))
Hallucinogen
12-25-2010, 01:35 PM
Never-ending adventure…
(âåðþ, âåðþ, íå ãîðþé, äàæå îáúÿñíåíèå çíàþ: ðàñïóòíè÷àåøü âîò ýòî âîò ñ äåôêàìè íàïðàâî è íàëåâî)))
äà, ìíå òîæå ïîðà
õîðîøî òåáå îòäîõíóòü íà äíå ðîæäåíèÿ
óâèäèìñÿ :52:
Flighty
12-26-2010, 02:43 PM
äà, ìíå òîæå ïîðà
õîðîøî òåáå îòäîõíóòü íà äíå ðîæäåíèÿ
óâèäèìñÿ :52:
(ñïàñèáî!)
He never showed up, though…
Hallucinogen
12-26-2010, 02:54 PM
(ñïàñèáî!)
He never showed up, though…
êòî, Èèñóñ ?! à òû íàäåÿëàñü ?
Flighty
12-26-2010, 05:34 PM
êòî, Èèñóñ ?! à òû íàäåÿëàñü ?
I sure did…
:27:
Hallucinogen
12-26-2010, 05:35 PM
I sure did…
:27:
he will come, sooner or rather later or (most likely) never...
he will come, sooner or rather later or (most likely) never...
Sooner or later
You're gonna be a woman hater
It's inevi-ta-BLE!
(c)
:evillaugh
Hallucinogen
12-26-2010, 05:43 PM
Sooner or later
You're gonna be a woman hater
It's inevi-ta-BLE!
(c)
:evillaugh
love is ...
hate is ...
http://www.accessrx.com/blog/files/media/image/love-hate-baby.jpg
Flighty
12-26-2010, 05:45 PM
love is ...
hate is ...
http://www.accessrx.com/blog/files/media/image/love-hate-baby.jpg
Love... Hate... It’s boring!
(Though, thank you for coming)
Àíõðí÷ñêîåÀõ
12-28-2010, 01:14 PM
Love... Hate... It’s boring!
(Though, thank you for coming)
Speaking of boring:
2009 was one boring World Series !:teufel:
Flighty
12-28-2010, 04:22 PM
Speaking of boring:
2009 was one boring World Series !:teufel:
Go, Cubs, go!!!
:leader::leader::leader:
Àíõðí÷ñêîåÀõ
12-28-2010, 05:20 PM
Go, Cubs, go!!!
:leader::leader::leader:
Cobb salad
(I'm hungryyyyyyy:18:)
Flighty
12-28-2010, 05:34 PM
Cobb salad
(I'm hungryyyyyyy:18:)
The hungry woman is extremely dangerous )))
Hallucinogen
12-28-2010, 05:58 PM
The hungry woman is extremely dangerous )))
strait-jacket on sale
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9lBbpKjxgio/SuPDBTNGhEI/AAAAAAAABG8/b-2J-CP2onY/s400/Strait+Jacket.jpg
Flighty
12-28-2010, 06:06 PM
strait-jacket on sale
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9lBbpKjxgio/SuPDBTNGhEI/AAAAAAAABG8/b-2J-CP2onY/s400/Strait+Jacket.jpg
Designer clothes are the only choice for any fashionable woman.
Hallucinogen
12-28-2010, 06:08 PM
Designer clothes are the only choice for any fashionable woman.
the better design, the less fabrics
http://www.the-bikini.com/amateurcontris/nicky1/bigimages/image009.jpg
Flighty
12-28-2010, 06:10 PM
the better design, the less fabrics
http://www.the-bikini.com/amateurcontris/nicky1/bigimages/image009.jpg
Really exclusive fabrics are way too expensive )))
Astrix
12-29-2010, 08:03 AM
Low cargo
Flighty
12-29-2010, 10:58 AM
Low cargo
low carb diet
Hallucinogen
12-29-2010, 11:50 AM
low carb diet
carbon footprint
nefertiti
12-29-2010, 12:43 PM
http://i50.tinypic.com/2r62q6s.jpg
Serge7
12-29-2010, 01:44 PM
Low cargo
Low-life )
Flighty
12-29-2010, 02:53 PM
Low-life )
Low rise jeans
Astrix
12-29-2010, 06:17 PM
Low rise jeans
Hidden massages
Flighty
12-29-2010, 06:32 PM
Hidden massages
a "butterfly" tattoo on her buttocks
Hallucinogen
12-29-2010, 08:03 PM
a "butterfly" tattoo on her buttocks
a "lily" tatoo on her shoulder :27:
Áóãîð
12-29-2010, 08:38 PM
a "lily" tatoo on her shoulder :27:
fifth amendment
Hallucinogen
12-29-2010, 08:39 PM
fifth amendment
fifth element
http://www.luxuo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/the-fifth-element.jpg
Áóãîð
12-29-2010, 08:47 PM
fifth element
http://www.luxuo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/the-fifth-element.jpg
óæîñáëÿ êîñòþì÷èê
particle accelerator
particle accelerator
smoke & mirrors
Flighty
12-30-2010, 11:12 AM
smoke & mirrors
wild Alaskan smoked salmon
http://www.seabear.com/images/catalog/products/large/Wild_Salmon_Side_Fillet_E.jpg
Yurikka
12-30-2010, 11:18 AM
wild Alaskan smoked salmon
http://www.seabear.com/images/catalog/products/large/Wild_Salmon_Side_Fillet_E.jpg
sarah palin
Hallucinogen
12-30-2010, 11:19 AM
sarah palin
dead moose, pregnant teens
Flighty
12-30-2010, 11:22 AM
dead moose, pregnant teens
Elton John became a Daddy
:27:
Yurikka
12-30-2010, 11:29 AM
Elton John became a Daddy
:27:
immaculate conception...:)
Flighty
12-30-2010, 11:33 AM
immaculate conception...:)
conception and contraception
Yurikka
12-30-2010, 11:35 AM
conception and contraception
vagina...
Flighty
12-30-2010, 11:40 AM
vagina...
A self-respecting vagina only chooses a phallus and always ignores a penis.
:grum:
(ðåï íåò!!!)
Hallucinogen
12-30-2010, 12:11 PM
A self-respecting vagina only chooses a phallus and always ignores a penis.
:grum:
(ðåï íåò!!!)
self-service ( help yourself)
Flighty
12-30-2010, 12:22 PM
self-service ( help yourself)
American hosptality
:27:
Àíõðí÷ñêîåÀõ
12-31-2010, 01:50 AM
American hosptality
:27:
complimentary chocolates on the pillow
Serge7
12-31-2010, 02:28 AM
complimentary chocolates on the pillow Therapeutic Pillow, Memory foam, Back supports, Cushions ... )
Astrix
12-31-2010, 06:09 PM
Star light,
Star right,
First star rising tonight
I wish, I knew,
I wish, I right,
Every wish,
I wish tonight
:wink1:
Hallucinogen
12-31-2010, 06:35 PM
Star light,
Star right,
First star rising tonight
I wish, I knew,
I wish, I right,
Every wish,
I wish tonight
:wink1:
be extremely careful what you wish for
Astrix
12-31-2010, 06:40 PM
be extremely careful what you wish for
The world is not enough
Hallucinogen
12-31-2010, 06:44 PM
The world is not enough
I've got the world on a string,
sittin' on a rainbow
got the string around my finger
what a world, what a life, I'm in love!
I've got the world on a string,
sittin' on a rainbow
got the string around my finger
what a world, what a life, I'm in love!
Love and marriage, love and marriage
Go together like a horse and carriage
This I tell you brother
You can't have one without the other
Hallucinogen
12-31-2010, 07:10 PM
Go together like a horse and carriage
You can't have one without the other
unfounded statement, in other words - nonsense
unfounded statement, in other words - nonsense
skeptic
http://www.skeptic.com
Serge7
01-01-2011, 10:15 PM
skeptic
http://www.skeptic.com Disbeliever ))
Disbeliever ))
proof!!! :)
Serge7
01-01-2011, 10:27 PM
proof!!! :) Impervious! :lol:
Flighty
01-03-2011, 11:26 AM
Impervious! :lol:
cold bastard...
:27:
Hallucinogen
01-03-2011, 11:44 AM
cold bastard...
:27:
winter !
it's the most wonderful time of the year ! (3 times)
Flighty
01-03-2011, 11:50 AM
winter !
it's the most wonderful time of the year ! (3 times)
Lady de Winter
(once is enough)
Hallucinogen
01-03-2011, 11:54 AM
Lady de Winter
(once is enough)
lady de la gaga
(that's not what she said)
Flighty
01-03-2011, 11:58 AM
lady de la gaga
(that's not what she said)
"the geese saved Rome"
"the geese saved Rome"
foie gras
nefertiti
01-03-2011, 12:37 PM
http://clearwisdom.net/emh/article_images/2004-9-1-longshan9.jpg
http://clearwisdom.net/emh/article_images/2004-9-1-longshan9.jpg
omg! what is it?!!
nefertiti
01-03-2011, 12:41 PM
ýòî îäèí èç ìåòîäîâ ïûòîê â ñîâðåìåííîì Êèòàå, force feeding.
òàê æå (ïî÷òè)êîðìÿò ãóñÿ ÷òîáû âûðàñòèòü ïå÷åíü
Hallucinogen
01-03-2011, 12:41 PM
÷î ýòà ?
õòòï://öëåàðùèñäîì.íåò/åìõ/àðòèöëå_èìàãåñ/2004-9-1-ëîíãøàí9.éïã
nefertiti
01-03-2011, 12:43 PM
÷î ýòà ?
just explained... above
Hallucinogen
01-03-2011, 12:45 PM
just explained... above
i'm not as stupid as i look
(i've already read, thanks)
i'm not as stupid as i look
(i've already read, thanks)
actually you look confident and self-content :)
Flighty
01-03-2011, 01:18 PM
actually you look confident and self-content :)
Even a little bit arrogant
:grum:
Hallucinogen
01-03-2011, 01:47 PM
Even a little bit arrogant
:grum:
blessed - thats what you mean ?
Flighty
01-03-2011, 03:43 PM
blessed - thats what you mean ?
God bless the child
Astrix
01-03-2011, 05:12 PM
God bless the child
Deep sense
Hallucinogen
01-03-2011, 05:14 PM
Deep sense
vivid view
Rodent
01-03-2011, 05:17 PM
vivid view
blind date
Astrix
01-03-2011, 05:18 PM
blind date
Iguana
Hallucinogen
01-03-2011, 05:19 PM
Iguana
breakfast of the champion
Rodent
01-03-2011, 05:20 PM
breakfast of the champion
low carb diet
Astrix
01-03-2011, 05:20 PM
breakfast of the champion
Oops
Astrix
01-03-2011, 05:21 PM
low carb diet
Brain buzz
Flighty
01-03-2011, 05:24 PM
Brain buzz
brain fart
:27:
Hallucinogen
01-03-2011, 05:27 PM
brain fart
:27:
speechless 8O
Flighty
01-03-2011, 05:29 PM
speechless 8O
breathless...
Rodent
01-03-2011, 05:30 PM
breathless...
CPR
Flighty
01-03-2011, 05:30 PM
CPR
First Aid kit
:leader:
Áóãîð
01-03-2011, 07:48 PM
First Aid kit
:leader:
defibrillator
Hallucinogen
01-03-2011, 07:50 PM
defibrillator
spark plugs
Flighty
01-04-2011, 11:31 AM
spark plugs
Plugging in and tuning out
Astrix
01-04-2011, 06:25 PM
Plugging in and tuning out
Remove before flight
Flighty
01-04-2011, 09:30 PM
Remove before flight
buckle up and stop texting while driving
mermaid
01-04-2011, 10:29 PM
buckle up and stop texting while driving
and don't drink and drive :kos:
Rodent
01-04-2011, 10:29 PM
and don't drink and drive :kos:
objects in mirror are closer than they appear
Hallucinogen
01-04-2011, 10:31 PM
objects in mirror are closer than they appear
UF object
Áóãîð
01-04-2011, 11:26 PM
UF object
NORAD
Flighty
01-05-2011, 10:12 AM
NORAD
Join our N.O.R.A.D. mailing list, and you will receive about 250 spam letters every day.
:rolleyes:
Yurikka
01-05-2011, 10:14 AM
Join our N.O.R.A.D. mailing list, and you will receive about 250 spam letters every day.
:rolleyes:
spam
http://www.spam.com/ASSETS/0EE75B480E5B450F807117E06219CDA6/spamReg.png
Flighty
01-05-2011, 10:18 AM
spam
http://www.spam.com/ASSETS/0EE75B480E5B450F807117E06219CDA6/spamReg.png
"...I'm loving it..."
(though, personally, I hate fastfood!)
Yurikka
01-05-2011, 10:24 AM
"...I'm loving it..."
(though, personally, I hate fastfood!)
I'm still loving you.... (scorpions)
Flighty
01-05-2011, 12:34 PM
I'm still loving you.... (scorpions)
"... it's too late to apologize, it's too late..."
Àíõðí÷ñêîåÀõ
01-06-2011, 06:37 PM
"... it's too late to apologize, it's too late..."
He apologized for accusing her falsely.
Flighty
01-06-2011, 06:40 PM
He apologized for accusing her falsely.
He had forgotten to put his false teeth in...
Àíõðí÷ñêîåÀõ
01-06-2011, 06:43 PM
He had forgotten to put his false teeth in...
When did they start putting photos of missing patients on the toothpaste?
Flighty
01-06-2011, 06:46 PM
When did they start putting photos of missing patients on the toothpaste?
Do you floss your teeth every day? (èç îïðîñíèêà äàíòèñòà)
(áëèí, ÑÍÎÂÀ ðåïû çàêîí÷èëèñü!!!)
Spartacus
01-06-2011, 11:43 PM
Do you floss your teeth every day? (èç îïðîñíèêà äàíòèñòà)
(áëèí, ÑÍÎÂÀ ðåïû çàêîí÷èëèñü!!!)
Excessive flossing is A factor in one third of all fatal incidents of missing toothpaste inside the patients!
<statistical data, IMF.org, 01 April 2001>
Flighty
01-07-2011, 09:35 AM
Excessive flossing is A factor in one third of all fatal incidents of missing toothpaste inside the patients!
<statistical data, IMF.org, 01 April 2001>
A femme fatale
:27:
Serge7
01-07-2011, 09:47 AM
A femme fatale
:27: A mysterious and seductive Woman .. )
Flighty
01-07-2011, 11:03 AM
A mysterious and seductive Woman .. )
"Take Lunesta right before you get in bed, not sooner...
:64:
Your doctor will tell you if you can take Lunesta…
Ask your doctor if Lunesta is right for you…"
Hallucinogen
01-07-2011, 12:43 PM
"Take Lunesta right before you get in bed, not sooner...
:64:
Your doctor will tell you if you can take Lunesta…
Ask your doctor if Lunesta is right for you…"
but doctor said "no more monkey jumping on your bed"
Flighty
01-07-2011, 03:12 PM
but doctor said "no more monkey jumping on your bed"
It's bedtime!
http://jacketupload.macmillanusa.com/jackets/high_res/jpgs/9780753462096.jpg
Àíõðí÷ñêîåÀõ
01-07-2011, 05:36 PM
Do you floss your teeth every day? (èç îïðîñíèêà äàíòèñòà)
(áëèí, ÑÍÎÂÀ ðåïû çàêîí÷èëèñü!!!)
butt floss :shy:
Hallucinogen
01-07-2011, 05:39 PM
butt floss :shy:
glossy cheeks
Àíõðí÷ñêîåÀõ
01-07-2011, 05:42 PM
glossy cheeks
pocket size packages :rofl:
Hallucinogen
01-07-2011, 05:48 PM
pocket size packages :rofl:
madame knows what to do
Àíõðí÷ñêîåÀõ
01-07-2011, 05:57 PM
madame knows what to do
To do or not to do ,
That is the question....:rolleyes:
Flighty
01-07-2011, 06:42 PM
To do or not to do ,
That is the question....:rolleyes:
25 most weird interview questions
Hallucinogen
01-07-2011, 06:44 PM
25 most weird interview questions
¹25: are you male or female ?
Flighty
01-07-2011, 06:50 PM
¹25: are you male or female ?
Whom would you prefer?
:27:
Hallucinogen
01-07-2011, 06:52 PM
Whom would you prefer?
:27:
#24: how do you do ? (do what ?)
Flighty
01-07-2011, 06:56 PM
#24: how do you do ? (do what ?)
I see you’re an Englishman. That’s cute! So, how do you like America?
Hallucinogen
01-07-2011, 07:25 PM
I see you’re an Englishman. That’s cute! So, how do you like America?
¹23: Are you as stupid as you look ?
Flighty
01-07-2011, 07:30 PM
¹23: Are you as stupid as you look ?
Jeez, I didn’t know you’re so touchy about your origin…
Hallucinogen
01-07-2011, 07:49 PM
Jeez, I didn’t know you’re so touchy about your origin…
No touchy, only looky
(streap-bar regulation)
Flighty
01-07-2011, 08:02 PM
No touchy, only looky
(streap-bar regulation)
look what you have done
look what you have done
what?? (suddenly got very suspicious)
Flighty
01-07-2011, 08:05 PM
what?? (suddenly got very suspicious)
immediately report any suspicious activity!
immediately report any suspicious activity!
Dora the Explorer playing the spy game
Hallucinogen
01-07-2011, 08:11 PM
look what you have done
wasn't me
(looks at the ceiling innocently)
Flighty
01-07-2011, 08:15 PM
wasn't me
(looks at the ceiling innocently)
“If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it must be a duck"
Hallucinogen
01-07-2011, 08:17 PM
“If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it must be a duck"
kill the duck
Flighty
01-07-2011, 08:24 PM
kill the duck
Dick Cheney in Little Bush cartoon
(îí òàì áåñêîíå÷íî ñâîðà÷èâàåò ãîëîâû ïòè÷êàì è ïü¸ò èõ êðîâü ñî ñâèñòîì - áýýýýý....)
Àíõðí÷ñêîåÀõ
01-07-2011, 09:35 PM
Dick Cheney in Little Bush cartoon
(îí òàì áåñêîíå÷íî ñâîðà÷èâàåò ãîëîâû ïòè÷êàì è ïü¸ò èõ êðîâü ñî ñâèñòîì - áýýýýý....)
Ozzzzzzzi
Hallucinogen
01-08-2011, 12:05 AM
Ozzzzzzzi
Alice Cooper !
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Ec_UoO7YgUM/TM6zMeHgysI/AAAAAAAAD7M/Z2_dEVnZl9s/s1600/alice-cooper.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SI1aMEEOAg
We're spinning round on this ball of hate
There's no parole, there's no great escape
We're sentenced here until the end of days
And then my brother there's a price to pay
We're only human, we were born to die
Without the benefit of reason why
We live for pleasure - to be satisfied
And now it's over there's no place to hide
Why don't you, come down to
It's such a brutal planet
It's such an ugly world
Why won't you, come down to
"This world is such perfection" (What a sight)
"It's just like paradise" (For my eyes)
"A truly grand creation" (What a sight)
"From up here it looks so nice" (For my eyes)
It's such a brutal planet
It's such a living hell
It was a holy garden
That's right where Adam fell
It's where the bite was taken
It's where we chose to sin
It's where we first were naked
This is where our death begins
We took advice from that deceiving snake
He said don't worry it's a piece of cake
And sent us swimming in a burning lake
Now we're abandoned here for heaven's sake
Why don't you, come down to
It's such a brutal planet
It's such an ugly world
Why won't you, come down to
"This world is such perfection" (What a sight)
"It's just like paradise" (For my eyes)
"A truly grand creation" (What a sight)
"From up here it looks so nice" (For my eyes)
Here's where we keep the armies
Here's where we write their names
Here's where the money god is
Here's our famous hall of shame
Here's where we starve the hungry
Here's where we cheat the poor
Here's where we beat the children
Here is where we pay the whore
Why don't you, come down to
It's such a brutal planet
It's such an ugly world
Why won't you, come down to
"This world is such perfection" (What a sight)
"It's just like paradise" (For my eyes)
"A truly grand creation" (What a sight)
"From up here it looks so nice" (For my eyes)
Right here we stoned the prophets
Built idols out of mud
Right here we fed the lions
Christian flesh and Christian blood
Down here is where we hung ya
Upon an ugly cross
Over there we filled the ovens
Right here the holocaust
Àíõðí÷ñêîåÀõ
01-08-2011, 03:23 AM
Alice Cooper !
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Ec_UoO7YgUM/TM6zMeHgysI/AAAAAAAAD7M/Z2_dEVnZl9s/s1600/alice-cooper.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SI1aMEEOAg
He's a maniac..maniac...
(ïåðåôðàçèðîâàíî)
Flighty
01-08-2011, 11:52 AM
He's a maniac..maniac...
(ïåðåôðàçèðîâàíî)
maniacal depressive psychosis
Serge7
01-08-2011, 02:31 PM
maniacal depressive psychosis Manic Nirvana.. )
Flighty
01-08-2011, 03:05 PM
Manic Nirvana.. )
heroin addiction signs
Astrix
01-10-2011, 04:09 PM
True grit
Flighty
01-10-2011, 07:08 PM
True grit
true love
Hallucinogen
01-10-2011, 07:49 PM
unicorn
corndog
(still no reps)
corndog
(still no reps)
anything-on-the-stick
Hallucinogen
01-10-2011, 07:57 PM
anything-on-the-stick
jalapeno on a stick
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/523255/comedian_jeff_dunham/
jalapeno on a stick
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/523255/comedian_jeff_dunham/
thank you
I like him too (he's gonna be in MN next month)
hot and spicy... still on a stick
Àíõðí÷ñêîåÀõ
01-11-2011, 03:21 PM
thank you
I like him too (he's gonna be in MN next month)
hot and spicy... still on a stick
Stick figure
Flighty
01-11-2011, 04:37 PM
Stick figure
I can’t figure out why my ex keeps calling me.
:27:
I can’t figure out why my ex keeps calling me.
:27:
may be because you are charming, and he can't find anyone like you? :)
Flighty
01-11-2011, 04:48 PM
may be because you are charming, and he can't find anyone like you? :)
I'll wait for my Prince Charming
:grum:
Àíõðí÷ñêîåÀõ
01-11-2011, 05:09 PM
I'll wait for my Prince Charming
:grum:
Sinde-freaking-rella :)
( no personal offense !)
Hallucinogen
01-11-2011, 05:18 PM
I can’t figure out why my ex keeps calling me.
:27:
everyone deserves second chance
Flighty
01-11-2011, 05:27 PM
everyone deserves second chance
second hand husbands Chicago, IL 60660
/ðåïû òîêà ÷òî âûøëè/
Àíõðí÷ñêîåÀõ
01-11-2011, 05:33 PM
second hand husbands Chicago, IL 60660
/ðåïû òîêà ÷òî âûøëè/
Which Trift store you said? :rolleyes:
Flighty
01-11-2011, 06:33 PM
Which Trift store you said? :rolleyes:
You can easily find’em at the 20th Annual Magnificent Mile “Second Hand Husbands” Festival which starts to-morrow at 2pm
(2 used hubbies will be given for free to each one of the new owners)
Àíõðí÷ñêîåÀõ
01-11-2011, 06:35 PM
You can easily find’em at the 20th Annual Magnificent Mile “Second Hand Husbands” Festival which starts to-morrow at 2pm
(2 used hubbies will be given for free to each one of the new owners)
Buy four(4) toilets and get one (1) roll of toilet paper free :wink1:
Flighty
01-12-2011, 12:21 PM
Buy four(4) toilets and get one (1) roll of toilet paper free :wink1:
(slightly changing the topic)
“…freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose”
(slightly changing the topic)
“…freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose”
All we have to do now
Is take these lies and make them true somehow
All we have to see
Is that I don't belong to you
And you don't belong to me
Freedom
You've gotta give for what you take
Freedom
You've gotta give for what you take
George Michael "Freedom"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diYAc7gB-0A
Flighty
01-12-2011, 12:44 PM
All we have to do now
Is take these lies and make them true somehow
All we have to see
Is that I don't belong to you
And you don't belong to me
Freedom
You've gotta give for what you take
Freedom
You've gotta give for what you take
George Michael "Freedom"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diYAc7gB-0A
sometimes it's better to leave to save what's left of your relationship
Áóãîð
01-12-2011, 07:25 PM
sometimes it's better to leave to save what's left of your relationship
this is some complicated shit :grum:
Flighty
01-12-2011, 08:13 PM
this is some complicated shit :grum:
Is swearing a sign of a limited vocabulary?
:27:
Hallucinogen
01-12-2011, 08:19 PM
Is swearing a sign of a limited vocabulary?
:27:
it's a sign of emotional and spiritual wealth
Flighty
01-12-2011, 08:29 PM
it's a sign of emotional and spiritual wealth
Be happy, healthy and wealthy!
:leader::leader::leader:
Hallucinogen
01-12-2011, 08:31 PM
Be happy, healthy and wealthy!
:leader::leader::leader:
the principles of the life (happy one)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVR7tEUzIL0&has_verified=1
the principles of the life (happy one)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVR7tEUzIL0&has_verified=1
Enigma - Return To Innocence
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk_sAHh9s08&feature=related
Hallucinogen
01-13-2011, 12:20 AM
Enigma - Return To Innocence
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk_sAHh9s08&feature=related
i wish i was smart and innocent
i wish i was smart and innocent
Marry-freaking-Poppins
Serge7
01-13-2011, 01:22 AM
Marry-freaking-Poppins Bloody-Freaking-Mary :))
Astrix
01-13-2011, 08:51 AM
Mery go round
Àíõðí÷ñêîåÀõ
01-13-2011, 01:43 PM
Mery go round
"Couldn't ! Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Didn't! Can't! Won't!"
(screams from delivery room)
"Couldn't ! Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Didn't! Can't! Won't!"
(screams from delivery room)
the miracle of birth :)
Àíõðí÷ñêîåÀõ
01-13-2011, 02:20 PM
the miracle of birth :)
Circle of Life
Circle of Life
Elton John
Àíõðí÷ñêîåÀõ
01-13-2011, 02:37 PM
Elton John
designer eyewear
Hallucinogen
01-13-2011, 06:26 PM
designer eyewear
sarah palin's sexy glasses
Àíõðí÷ñêîåÀõ
01-13-2011, 06:30 PM
sarah palin's sexy glasses
This ones?
Hallucinogen
01-13-2011, 06:35 PM
This ones?
you got it !
arent they sexy ?
Flighty
01-13-2011, 06:37 PM
This ones?
once upon a time in America...
Flighty
01-13-2011, 06:40 PM
you got it !
arent they sexy ?
sureIgatcha
:grum:
Àíõðí÷ñêîåÀõ
01-13-2011, 06:54 PM
once upon a time in America...
Ìàêàðîíèíà ÄåÍèðî
Flighty
01-13-2011, 07:01 PM
Ìàêàðîíèíà ÄåÍèðî
Limoncello from Danny DeVito
http://www.wittyswine.com/labels/B04201.jpg
Àíõðí÷ñêîåÀõ
01-13-2011, 07:08 PM
Limoncello from Danny DeVito
http://www.wittyswine.com/labels/B04201.jpg
Is there short , stockey , bold guy in this bottle that we usually call Gin?
Is there short , stockey , bold guy in this bottle that we usually call Gin?
we must have different bottles, 'cause my Gin ain't short :1:
Hallucinogen
01-13-2011, 07:23 PM
/*
ÌÃÈÌÎ îñòàâëÿåò ñëåäû...
http://img.izismile.com/img/img4/20110112/640/daily_picdump_590_640_08.jpg
*/
Flighty
01-13-2011, 07:29 PM
/*
ÌÃÈÌÎ îñòàâëÿåò ñëåäû...
http://img.izismile.com/img/img4/20110112/640/daily_picdump_590_640_08.jpg
*/
the best interpretation I have ever seen
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Hallucinogen
01-13-2011, 07:31 PM
I have ever seen
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I've seen things...
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain. Time to die.
Flighty
01-13-2011, 07:46 PM
I've seen things...
"To Everything (Turn, Turn, Turn)
There is a season (Turn, Turn, Turn)
And a time to every purpose, under Heaven
A time to be born, a time to die
A time to plant, a time to reap
A time to kill, a time to heal
A time to laugh, a time to weep..."
The Byrds "Turn! Turn! Turn!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4ga_M5Zdn4
"To Everything (Turn, Turn, Turn)
There is a season (Turn, Turn, Turn)
And a time to every purpose, under Heaven
...
Radiohead "Videotape"
When I'm at the pearly gates
This'll be on my videotape
My videotape
My videotape
When Mephistopheles is just beneath
And he's reaching up to grab me
This is one for the good days
And I have it all here
In red blue green
In red blue green
You are my center when I spin away
Out of control on videotape
On videotape
This is my way of saying goodbye
Because I can't do it face to face
So I'm talking to you before it's too late
No matter what happens now
I shouldn't be afraid
Because I know today has been the most perfect day I've ever seen.
Astrix
01-13-2011, 08:06 PM
Season of The witch
Season of The witch
"House MD" new season